| 00:00 - 00:03 | And Kohls cash will be given out here, here and here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've cleaned the sales floor |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And everything has been marked down |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All we need is an E3 to get a team together |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we'll be ready for those overnights |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, I'll just have Deb do it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wouldn't wanna work too hard |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kerry... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kerry, Deb quit last week. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You're going to have to do the work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | By yourself this time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who likes me, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS BULLSHIT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I AM VERY PRODUCTIVE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT'S JUST MY BAD HIP |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IVAN FUCKING CALLED IT TOO |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'M GOING TO PAGE SOMEONE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SO THEY CAN FIX THIS BULLSHIT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kerry, maybe you should try working |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I HAVE A GOD DAMN BAD HIP |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's not an excuse to be lazy, Kerry |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | FUCK YOU MIKE. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU'RE SHORT AND GAY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND PICK UP THOSE DAMN PENS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE LINE IS PROBABLY LONG NOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TWO, MAYBE THREE CUSTOMERS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'LL HAVE TO PULL EVERYONE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | FROM THE GOD DAMN FLOOR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I NEVER EVEN LEARNED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THAT'S FUCKING SLAVE WORK |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about my health? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm going to throw out my hip |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS IS WHY MY WIFE LEFT ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I KEPT GIVING HER EXPIRED KOHLS CASH |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | SHE CALLED FUCKING CORPORATE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MY BAD HIP COULDN'T PLEASE HER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, our Kohls cash isn't expired |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Listen guys... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just that...I have a bad hip |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm calling out tomorrow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll have Ivan cover my shift |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I heard he has great productivity |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Better than Deb |
