00:00 - 00:03At the moment the Punters club doesn't have enough money
00:04 - 00:05to afford accommidation in Dromana
00:05 - 00:07Sorrento and Rosebud.
00:08 - 00:12And after the 'Air Guitar' incident of last year,
00:12 - 00:15it's unlikely we will be able to stay in the same place again
00:17 - 00:19Not to worry, The King will save us
00:19 - 00:21as he always does.
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28The King
00:31 - 00:33The King has only returned 48% this year
00:34 - 00:36and is the spud punter for 2013
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who lost money on Carlton this year leave now
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck
01:15 - 01:17can Worm be the spud punter?
01:18 - 01:23Is there ever going to be a year when we actually make some money?
01:25 - 01:28Is there any point to us betting at all?
01:29 - 01:31Its bullshit
01:31 - 01:34How many times did we say not to bet on Carlton
01:34 - 01:37And then we back them in to beat the Bulldogs
01:37 - 01:40by 4 fucking goals no less.
01:40 - 01:42Carlton have shown some good value this year
01:42 - 01:46Its only good value if they win. Otherwise its a dumb bet.
01:46 - 01:48But Dodd always seemed so confident.
01:48 - 01:52Carlton make me so angry, I want to throw my pens.
01:53 - 01:54See I told you.
01:56 - 01:57And what about Simmo's last round,
01:57 - 02:00I thought if both bets got up he'd be back to 100%
02:00 - 02:0397.3% is not the same as 100%
02:04 - 02:08This is a man who can't even go to the football
02:08 - 02:13without falling down 2 rows of seats and splitting his lip open
02:14 - 02:16What an absolute spastic
02:17 - 02:21No wonder he can't get his maths right
02:27 - 02:29And don't get me started on Nick
02:30 - 02:34Of course he wants to include LMS in our percentages
02:34 - 02:36cause he's made fuck all else
02:41 - 02:42It's at the point
02:43 - 02:47where I'm seriously considering bringing Lucas back in.
02:48 - 02:53Do you realise how shit we are for that to be a viable option?
02:54 - 02:56Glenn has put us all to shame this year.
02:56 - 02:59He's the newest member of the club
03:00 - 03:02and he has out bet everyone of us
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. They won't bring Lucas back
03:14 - 03:16At least this year hasn't been a total waste.
03:19 - 03:23Floz has been able to turn his year around and actually make.....
03:25 - 03:26a profit.
03:31 - 03:33Get there Flozz and Glenn.
03:40 - 03:46Lets get around them, and we might just be able to make enough money
03:46 - 03:49and buy ourselves a tap king.
03:53 - 03:56I miss my pens