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Punters 2013
At the moment the Punters club doesn't have enough money to afford accommidation in Dromana Sorrento and Rosebud. And after the 'Air Guitar' incident of last year, it's unlikely we will be able to stay in the same place again Not to worry, The King will save us

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00:00 - 00:03At the moment the Punters club doesn't have enough money
00:04 - 00:05to afford accommidation in Dromana
00:05 - 00:07Sorrento and Rosebud.
00:08 - 00:12And after the 'Air Guitar' incident of last year,
00:12 - 00:15it's unlikely we will be able to stay in the same place again
00:17 - 00:19Not to worry, The King will save us
00:19 - 00:21as he always does.
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28The King
00:31 - 00:33The King has only returned 48% this year
00:34 - 00:36and is the spud punter for 2013
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who lost money on Carlton this year leave now
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck
01:15 - 01:17can Worm be the spud punter?
01:18 - 01:23Is there ever going to be a year when we actually make some money?
01:25 - 01:28Is there any point to us betting at all?
01:29 - 01:31Its bullshit
01:31 - 01:34How many times did we say not to bet on Carlton
01:34 - 01:37And then we back them in to beat the Bulldogs
01:37 - 01:40by 4 fucking goals no less.
01:40 - 01:42Carlton have shown some good value this year
01:42 - 01:46Its only good value if they win. Otherwise its a dumb bet.
01:46 - 01:48But Dodd always seemed so confident.
01:48 - 01:52Carlton make me so angry, I want to throw my pens.
01:53 - 01:54See I told you.
01:56 - 01:57And what about Simmo's last round,
01:57 - 02:00I thought if both bets got up he'd be back to 100%
02:00 - 02:0397.3% is not the same as 100%
02:04 - 02:08This is a man who can't even go to the football
02:08 - 02:13without falling down 2 rows of seats and splitting his lip open
02:14 - 02:16What an absolute spastic
02:17 - 02:21No wonder he can't get his maths right
02:27 - 02:29And don't get me started on Nick
02:30 - 02:34Of course he wants to include LMS in our percentages
02:34 - 02:36cause he's made fuck all else
02:41 - 02:42It's at the point
02:43 - 02:47where I'm seriously considering bringing Lucas back in.
02:48 - 02:53Do you realise how shit we are for that to be a viable option?
02:54 - 02:56Glenn has put us all to shame this year.
02:56 - 02:59He's the newest member of the club
03:00 - 03:02and he has out bet everyone of us
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. They won't bring Lucas back
03:14 - 03:16At least this year hasn't been a total waste.
03:19 - 03:23Floz has been able to turn his year around and actually make.....
03:25 - 03:26a profit.
03:31 - 03:33Get there Flozz and Glenn.
03:40 - 03:46Lets get around them, and we might just be able to make enough money
03:46 - 03:49and buy ourselves a tap king.
03:53 - 03:56I miss my pens