| 00:00 - 00:03 | At the moment the Punters club doesn't have enough money |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to afford accommidation in Dromana |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sorrento and Rosebud. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And after the 'Air Guitar' incident of last year, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it's unlikely we will be able to stay in the same place again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry, The King will save us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as he always does. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The King |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The King has only returned 48% this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and is the spud punter for 2013 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who lost money on Carlton this year leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | can Worm be the spud punter? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is there ever going to be a year when we actually make some money? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is there any point to us betting at all? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its bullshit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How many times did we say not to bet on Carlton |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then we back them in to beat the Bulldogs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | by 4 fucking goals no less. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Carlton have shown some good value this year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its only good value if they win. Otherwise its a dumb bet. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Dodd always seemed so confident. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Carlton make me so angry, I want to throw my pens. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | See I told you. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what about Simmo's last round, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I thought if both bets got up he'd be back to 100% |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 97.3% is not the same as 100% |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is a man who can't even go to the football |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | without falling down 2 rows of seats and splitting his lip open |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What an absolute spastic |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No wonder he can't get his maths right |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And don't get me started on Nick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Of course he wants to include LMS in our percentages |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | cause he's made fuck all else |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's at the point |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | where I'm seriously considering bringing Lucas back in. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you realise how shit we are for that to be a viable option? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Glenn has put us all to shame this year. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's the newest member of the club |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and he has out bet everyone of us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. They won't bring Lucas back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least this year hasn't been a total waste. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Floz has been able to turn his year around and actually make..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | a profit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get there Flozz and Glenn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Lets get around them, and we might just be able to make enough money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and buy ourselves a tap king. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss my pens |
