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The Pikes Plan Their Own Alumni Weekend!
In a secret bunker, the leaders of the Pike's Alumni Chapter plan their own Alumni Weekend to overshadow "Sigma Chi Weekend"...

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00:00 - 00:03Operation “Bad Boy Club” is nearing completion
00:04 - 00:05We have selected a secret resort located east of the backwater town of Sonora…
00:05 - 00:07A pack station called Kennedy Meadows on Highway 108 in the High Sierra
00:08 - 00:12All that is left to do now is...
00:12 - 00:15inform our fellow Alumni and we will be all set to go.
00:17 - 00:19Our years of planning have been excellent.
00:19 - 00:21Nothing can stop us now. Victory will be ours...
00:24 - 00:26My Exalted President....
00:27 - 00:28Simonson...
00:31 - 00:33Sigma Chi Todd Simonson has booked all the cabins
00:34 - 00:36Simonson has had the same reservation for years, The Pikes are on the waiting list for 2017…
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who secretly wanted to be a Sigma Chi…please leave the room…
01:13 - 01:15BOOKED ALL OF THE CABINS??!!
01:15 - 01:17How do you fail to book a reservation for a stupid cabin!?
01:18 - 01:23How hard can it be? Just call the resort and give your credit card number!!
01:25 - 01:28Even a little sister could’ve made that booking!
01:29 - 01:31Let me tell you!..
01:31 - 01:34Whoever screwed this up is a wuss!..W-U-S-S!
01:34 - 01:37How dare those Sigma Chi's!
01:37 - 01:40Booking their event the same weekend as "Pike-a-Looza"!
01:40 - 01:42My President, The Sigma Chis have been coming to Kennedy for Years...
01:42 - 01:46Coming for years doesn’t give them a monopoly on the whole place?!
01:46 - 01:48My Furher, it’s not like they can just change the date of their weekend…
01:48 - 01:52Don't remind me! I'm still pissed I rushed Pikes!!
01:53 - 01:54Petty promises from politicians
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Yes, we understand your problems!"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we will fix the system!"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for.
02:14 - 02:16They need a goddamn plan
02:17 - 02:21Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann
02:27 - 02:29They're doomed without a plan.
02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from history
02:34 - 02:36You can't support something you don't understand
02:41 - 02:42Too much of this...
02:43 - 02:47Too much of this running in without thinking
02:48 - 02:53Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry.
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, we all retweeted.
03:14 - 03:16At least someone will be there to enjoy it.
03:19 - 03:23It’s an amazing place. A great time will be had by all…
03:25 - 03:26Pike Weekend
03:31 - 03:33Our victory was so close, I could almost taste the tri-tip…
03:40 - 03:46So what if I'm a vegetarian and hate chili?
03:46 - 03:49Maybe watching old intra-mural highlight films will cheer me up.
03:53 - 03:56Now...bring me the keys to the fire truck...