| 00:00 - 00:03 | Operation Bad Boy Club is nearing completion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have selected a secret resort located east of the backwater town of Sonora
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| 00:05 - 00:07 | A pack station called Kennedy Meadows on Highway 108 in the High Sierra |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All that is left to do now is... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | inform our fellow Alumni and we will be all set to go. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our years of planning have been excellent. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nothing can stop us now. Victory will be ours... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Exalted President.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Simonson... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sigma Chi Todd Simonson has booked all the cabins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Simonson has had the same reservation for years, The Pikes are on the waiting list for 2017
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| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who secretly wanted to be a Sigma Chi
please leave the room
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| 01:13 - 01:15 | BOOKED ALL OF THE CABINS??!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do you fail to book a reservation for a stupid cabin!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How hard can it be? Just call the resort and give your credit card number!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even a little sister couldve made that booking! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Let me tell you!.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whoever screwed this up is a wuss!..W-U-S-S! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How dare those Sigma Chi's! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Booking their event the same weekend as "Pike-a-Looza"! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My President, The Sigma Chis have been coming to Kennedy for Years... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Coming for years doesnt give them a monopoly on the whole place?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, its not like they can just change the date of their weekend
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| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't remind me! I'm still pissed I rushed Pikes!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises from politicians |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need goals they can hold politicians accountable for. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with political ambitions could ride this wave just like Michele Bachmann |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least someone will be there to enjoy it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its an amazing place. A great time will be had by all
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| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pike Weekend |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our victory was so close, I could almost taste the tri-tip
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| 03:40 - 03:46 | So what if I'm a vegetarian and hate chili? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe watching old intra-mural highlight films will cheer me up. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now...bring me the keys to the fire truck... |
