| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Hitler, Gamestop sent you an email. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are offering |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a $10 refund on your BlOps3 purchase |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is because Treyarch announced |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a handful of removed features |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What did the bastards remove now? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They already reduced campaign to 2-player |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Hitler... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately, Treyarch... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is no campaign for current gen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As well as no custom weapon skins |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with a next gen console or PC leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Absolute bullsh*t! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spend $60 every year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they refuse to put effort into current gen |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All my friends have an XONE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do they expect me to drop $350 on a new console already? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just bought the 360 E model! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Next thing I know they'll shut down Live for 360! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We already lost GTA V updates |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is simply not enough memory |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then downscale to 480p |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the game might be rendered unplayable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am no mere console peasant |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PC is overpriced! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They provide more support for Wii U than this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And that thing is terrible |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HD Smash Brothers? My *ss |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's just 480p upscaled and |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it still looks good, why not the same for CoD on 360? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's an absolute travesty |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fix it or I bomb Treyarch worse than London |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's pointless, isn't it? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All that hard-earned money |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Gone! $50! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why does FaZe Clan hate me? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | PlayStation has DLC first now too |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I refuse to pay twice for Live Gold and PS+! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Good riddance to them, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll play Hardline. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even though it's overrated |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least I'll get campaign! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bring me my 360 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I must reminisce |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bring it, Steinwaus |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And send a memo to GameStop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They will refund me $20, since I lost 1/3 of the game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And give me Black Ops II back |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't believe I traded that in |
