| 00:00 - 00:04 | Have you watched Oxford City this season? | 
| 00:05 - 00:06 | No. | 
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Did you see Gaz's goal in the Bristol tournament? | 
| 00:11 - 00:13 | It was defended! | 
| 00:13 - 00:17 | No, no, no. Your korfball knowledge stinks. | 
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Hell no, my good man. He stuck is leg out. | 
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He took their trousers down and smacked their bums. | 
| 00:24 - 00:25 | That's an amusing mental image. | 
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Yes, I suppose it is. | 
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Dan and Niall swear blind it was illegal. | 
| 00:30 - 00:32 | They were actively defending. Like this. | 
| 00:32 - 00:35 | But there's no point defending thin air. | 
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Plonkers. | 
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Gaz said: "See ya!" | 
| 00:42 - 00:45 | So that's settled. Sorted! |