| 00:01 - 00:03 | FANTASY FOOTBALL 101 BY HITLER |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | CHANGE YOUR DAMN TEAM NAME ! |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | REALLY ? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | I HAVE TO SEE "OFF IN CHURCH" FOR ANOTHER YEAR ? |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | WINKLER GRABBED 3 DEFENSES ?? |
| 00:15 - 00:18 | DAMN ! WE'RE SCREWED ! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | MY DEFENSE IS ON A "BYE"... |
| 00:20 - 00:21 | AND THAT SONOFABITCH KNEW IT ! |
| 00:22 - 00:22 | BALLZ !! |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | WE'RE WEAK AT RUNNING BACK ... |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF RECEIVERS .... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | WE SHOULD OFFER A TRADE TO AARON THOMAS, |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'VE HEARD HE'S A REASONABLE FELLOW. |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | I DON'T CARE WHO... |
| 00:35 - 00:36 | MARSHALL FOR ELLINGTON PERHAPS... |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TRADE WITH THOMAS ??? |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | HE COUNTERED OUR TRADE WITH SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT ! |
| 00:43 - 00:45 | JULIO JONES FOR JERMAINE KEARSE, |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ?!?!! |
| 00:48 - 00:50 | WE HAVE 2 QUARTERBACKS, |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | WITH THE SAME "BYE" WEEK ??? |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | NOW WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO ?? |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | THE ONLY CHUMP LEFT OUT THERE IS ANDY DALTON !! |
| 01:00 - 01:02 | I HATE GINGERS !!!!! |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | CHRIST, NO MORE GILDEAS !!! |
| 01:05 - 01:06 | I HATE GILDEAS !! |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | I HATE GILDEAS !! |
| 01:07 - 01:08 | I HATE GILDEAS !! |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | BUT GILDEAS ARE EASY TO DEFEAT... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | THREE IS TOO MUCH !! |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | I AGREE... |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | I HATE GILDEAS !! |
| 01:16 - 01:16 | I HATE GILDEAS !! |
