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GE Singapore 2015 Parody
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00:00 - 00:03Sir, the results are in
00:04 - 00:05The results are really unexpected
00:05 - 00:07We have captured everything and surrounding of Alujnied
00:08 - 00:12WP has one seat so far
00:12 - 00:15Our supporters are going to Yeo Guat Kwang to give him support
00:17 - 00:19We have captured the rest, get your men ready
00:19 - 00:21Get the journalists here...
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28maybe
00:31 - 00:33It may be too soon to call them
00:34 - 00:36I've heard rumours that WP has taken Aljunied
00:53 - 00:58Grassroots, civil servants, supporters, please leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15How the fxxk did we lose Aljunied?
01:15 - 01:17We have already broke the bank to capture the seats back!
01:18 - 01:23SS, SA, GCT, why? why...did they have to say those dumb things?
01:25 - 01:28Heng ah heng ah...
01:29 - 01:31what the heck is that?
01:31 - 01:34Ownself check ownself! What the hell?
01:34 - 01:37Chut pattern...god damn it! Can't they stick to their scripts!?
01:37 - 01:40Are they trying to bankrupt the country? How much money are we giving out?
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Tharman says we have the money...
01:42 - 01:46Shut up fool! Where can we get more?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, We can always increase GST
01:48 - 01:52Then what? To give out even more goodies next time?
01:53 - 01:54That's the end of us
01:56 - 01:57Public debt is 105% of GDP
01:57 - 02:00Paying out CPF earlier, stopping minimum sum increment
02:00 - 02:03SG50 package, GST vouchers, Baby bonuses
02:04 - 02:08Bloody expensive National day parade!
02:08 - 02:13More! More! More! How much more must we give to be elected?
02:14 - 02:16And yet we cannot capture back every single seat!?!
02:17 - 02:21There is a limit to these spending, how many more funerals must we have?
02:27 - 02:29How are we going to pay for all these?
02:30 - 02:34We have already called for new Singapore Savings Bonds
02:34 - 02:36And we cannot increase GST till 2020!
02:41 - 02:42During daddy's time
02:43 - 02:47no such issues! He is going to turn in his grave if he know how much we have spent!
02:48 - 02:53He did not spend a single cent and yet inspired the people
02:54 - 02:56All his members were dependable
02:56 - 02:59Not like all the members we have now!
03:00 - 03:02I just wish daddy be here to straighten them out
03:04 - 03:07Dun worry he will be transport minister
03:14 - 03:16This is the end of Singapore
03:19 - 03:23There is not much more we can do, we have run out of ideas
03:25 - 03:26Have you contacted Tharman?
03:31 - 03:33I think we need a change
03:40 - 03:46Singaporeans are becoming too demanding using the oppositions to threaten us
03:46 - 03:49backstabbing them in the end
03:53 - 03:56Let Tharman be PM to increase GST