| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The results are really unexpected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have captured everything and surrounding of Alujnied |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | WP has one seat so far |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our supporters are going to Yeo Guat Kwang to give him support |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have captured the rest, get your men ready |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get the journalists here... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | maybe |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It may be too soon to call them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I've heard rumours that WP has taken Aljunied |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Grassroots, civil servants, supporters, please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fxxk did we lose Aljunied? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have already broke the bank to capture the seats back! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SS, SA, GCT, why? why...did they have to say those dumb things? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Heng ah heng ah... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | what the heck is that? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ownself check ownself! What the hell? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Chut pattern...god damn it! Can't they stick to their scripts!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are they trying to bankrupt the country? How much money are we giving out? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Tharman says we have the money... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up fool! Where can we get more? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, We can always increase GST |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then what? To give out even more goodies next time? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's the end of us |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Public debt is 105% of GDP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Paying out CPF earlier, stopping minimum sum increment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SG50 package, GST vouchers, Baby bonuses |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bloody expensive National day parade! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | More! More! More! How much more must we give to be elected? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And yet we cannot capture back every single seat!?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There is a limit to these spending, how many more funerals must we have? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How are we going to pay for all these? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have already called for new Singapore Savings Bonds |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we cannot increase GST till 2020! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | During daddy's time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | no such issues! He is going to turn in his grave if he know how much we have spent! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He did not spend a single cent and yet inspired the people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All his members were dependable |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not like all the members we have now! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I just wish daddy be here to straighten them out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dun worry he will be transport minister |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the end of Singapore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is not much more we can do, we have run out of ideas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Have you contacted Tharman? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think we need a change |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Singaporeans are becoming too demanding using the oppositions to threaten us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | backstabbing them in the end |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let Tharman be PM to increase GST |
