| 00:00 - 00:03 | After UFC 194 and 195 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | perhaps we should host UFC 196 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here in Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're yet to complete the card but we're thinking |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Gustafsson vs whoever if he wins the belt at UFC 192 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Alex won't beat Daniel |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need Rousey and Tate 3 to head line that event |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The GOATESS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The GOATESS is already booked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's scheduled to fight Holly Holm at UFC 195 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who was on the Correia hype train... leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this some sort of sick joke? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought Meisha Tate was getting another shot. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did we not learn from Couture VS Tony |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'd rather watch Brock Vs Undertaker at wrestlemania |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and it's not even real |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She'll never throw a jab again after Ronda snaps her arm |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Rather watch Mighty Mouse vs a rat on steroids than this bullshit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | At least it would go 5 rounds |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Rogan says Holm has elite level striking |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He also said we were in the Machida era! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We were in the Machida Era |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He almost got triangled by TITO ORTIZ |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm sick of this bullshit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She's a shark in a fish tank. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She makes such quick work of these |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 'do nothin bitches'. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meisha has proven she can get past the first round. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead we've got a freckly, inexperienced string-bean from Albuquerque |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Dam Jackson and Winkle-john |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even he can see that Holm's unattractive. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What has Joe Silva done? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now I won't even hope for a wardrobe malfunnction. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why are they selling us wolf tickets? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Holly Holm... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Has she even sold a Reebok kit yet to anyone but her family? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was so excited to see the countdown and embedded |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody wants this stupid fight. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There are only two fights left for Rousey |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | CYBORG and MAYWEATHER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay she can make the weight cut. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone log into my UFC fightpass |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to watch some pride fights |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wanderlei... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fedor, either of them. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Meisha will fight CYBORG at catch weight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the winner will fight Rousey at UFC 200 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dat ass doe |
