| 00:00 - 00:03 | With the current economic climate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | business is slow, but we've managed some wins |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The overall out-turn looks good as we look to close out the year strongly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With a number of bids in progress we're confident of securing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good...after that total and utter fiasco last year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm looking forward to landing a nice big bonus after all my hard work |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bonuses |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bonuses have been cancelled again this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its just been announced by the SMT |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you're graded below benefit band 2, a CARE rep or in any way affiliated with the union |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A FU*CKING JOKE!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ANOTHER YEAR OF NO F*CKING BONUS!?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't those f*cking morons realise I have shit I wanted to buy? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have a holiday booked, a new bathroom to get fitted |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've been driving around in a shitty 10 year old car for years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The piece of shit broke down last week, don't they realise how embarrassing that is? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sat there in the fucking rain like a d*ck, waiting for the RAC to show up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But they dont give a shit do they? It's just like last year all over again for f*cks sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, I like your car, it has sat nav and everything |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | F*ck the sat nav you moron! Are you taking the f*cking piss!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry sir, but remember - there's always next year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That was exactly the bullshit they fed us last time! Don't be so naive you f*cking bellend!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S F*CKING BOLLOCKS!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "We didn't do enough", and "we must work harder and smarter" and all that shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Meanwhile, the big wigs will be taking no bonus too I suspect? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But they'll be first in line to cash in millions of pounds worth of shares |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I knew I should have taken new start when I had the chance |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then I could have left all this bullshit behind me and got out with some money in my back pocket |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And at least some f*cking dignity intact |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But that's not going to happen now is it? The chance has passed and I'm stuck here with you bunch of tw*ts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I worked hard last year... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Did my training, pushed my self as much as I could take |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even did a shitty knowledge call thing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I get... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I get is a pat on the back from my line manager, an AS rating and zero f*cking bonus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | After we were told everything was going well and we were on track for a good year |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well it doesn't make a good year in the Hitler household |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe it does if you have hundreds of thousands of pounds in shares waiting for you to cash in |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But at least we know for sure the SMT can't be trusted to do anything |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll calm down when his own shares mature in August |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I better get on with my mandatory training |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | God forgive if I miss the deadline for that...my people manager... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's an arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And that reminds me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Don't forget your timesheets either for gods sake, you know what they're like about that stuff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And that's the last thing we need right now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then get yourselves to the pub |
