00:00 - 00:03With the current economic climate
00:04 - 00:05business is slow, but we've managed some wins
00:05 - 00:07here and here
00:08 - 00:12The overall out-turn looks good as we look to close out the year strongly
00:12 - 00:15With a number of bids in progress we're confident of securing
00:17 - 00:19Good...after that total and utter fiasco last year
00:19 - 00:21I'm looking forward to landing a nice big bonus after all my hard work
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28Bonuses
00:31 - 00:33Bonuses have been cancelled again this year
00:34 - 00:36Its just been announced by the SMT
00:53 - 00:58Leave the room if you're graded below benefit band 2, a CARE rep or in any way affiliated with the union
01:13 - 01:15THIS IS A FU*CKING JOKE!!!
01:15 - 01:17ANOTHER YEAR OF NO F*CKING BONUS!?!?!
01:18 - 01:23Don't those f*cking morons realise I have shit I wanted to buy?
01:25 - 01:28I have a holiday booked, a new bathroom to get fitted
01:29 - 01:31I've been driving around in a shitty 10 year old car for years
01:31 - 01:34The piece of shit broke down last week, don't they realise how embarrassing that is?
01:34 - 01:37Sat there in the fucking rain like a d*ck, waiting for the RAC to show up
01:37 - 01:40But they dont give a shit do they? It's just like last year all over again for f*cks sake
01:40 - 01:42But sir, I like your car, it has sat nav and everything
01:42 - 01:46F*ck the sat nav you moron! Are you taking the f*cking piss!?!
01:46 - 01:48I'm sorry sir, but remember - there's always next year
01:48 - 01:52That was exactly the bullshit they fed us last time! Don't be so naive you f*cking bellend!!!
01:53 - 01:54IT'S F*CKING BOLLOCKS!!!
01:56 - 01:57"We didn't do enough", and "we must work harder and smarter" and all that shit
01:57 - 02:00Meanwhile, the big wigs will be taking no bonus too I suspect?
02:00 - 02:03But they'll be first in line to cash in millions of pounds worth of shares
02:04 - 02:08I knew I should have taken new start when I had the chance
02:08 - 02:13and then I could have left all this bullshit behind me and got out with some money in my back pocket
02:14 - 02:16And at least some f*cking dignity intact
02:17 - 02:21But that's not going to happen now is it? The chance has passed and I'm stuck here with you bunch of tw*ts
02:27 - 02:29I worked hard last year...
02:30 - 02:34Did my training, pushed my self as much as I could take
02:34 - 02:36Even did a shitty knowledge call thing
02:41 - 02:42All I get...
02:43 - 02:47All I get is a pat on the back from my line manager, an AS rating and zero f*cking bonus
02:48 - 02:53After we were told everything was going well and we were on track for a good year
02:54 - 02:56Well it doesn't make a good year in the Hitler household
02:56 - 02:59Maybe it does if you have hundreds of thousands of pounds in shares waiting for you to cash in
03:00 - 03:02But at least we know for sure the SMT can't be trusted to do anything
03:04 - 03:07He'll calm down when his own shares mature in August
03:14 - 03:16I suppose I better get on with my mandatory training
03:19 - 03:23God forgive if I miss the deadline for that...my people manager...
03:25 - 03:26He's an arse
03:31 - 03:33And that reminds me
03:40 - 03:46Don't forget your timesheets either for gods sake, you know what they're like about that stuff
03:46 - 03:49And that's the last thing we need right now
03:53 - 03:56Then get yourselves to the pub