00:00 - 00:03Sir the Chrome Nats are available
00:04 - 00:05They want $5000...
00:05 - 00:07Free Beer...
00:08 - 00:12Naked background singers
00:12 - 00:15and we are to furnish the PA
00:17 - 00:19Is there anything else they fucking want?
00:19 - 00:21or is that all of it?
00:24 - 00:26a whole hog sir
00:27 - 00:28cooked slowly
00:31 - 00:33and GWood wants his own lights
00:34 - 00:36and he requests them to be blue
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who doesn't know that GWood and Moon are not actual brothers please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15Who the fuck do they think they are!!!
01:15 - 01:17I mean can Greg Beck even remember the bass parts anymore??
01:18 - 01:23Do you think I'm going to pay to see Aaron play a fucking ten minute slide solo while Richard twiddles his fucking thumbs or pretends to play his tiny drums?
01:25 - 01:28Give me a fucking break
01:29 - 01:31and what is David doing besides winking at the women in the audience
01:31 - 01:34They aren't a fucking blues band!
01:34 - 01:37Gwood is the only one..
01:37 - 01:40that I want to see at my Party!!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir Gwood only knows three songs
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a FUCK! Let him PLAY!
01:46 - 01:48Sir he can get carried away sometimes
01:48 - 01:52Carried away I'll fucking carry you away!
01:53 - 01:54HE"S THE BEST!!!
01:56 - 01:57He has more soul in his pinky finger than David and Aaron combined!!
01:57 - 02:00They can't even play fucking the thrill is gone right
02:00 - 02:03so he can solo!!!
02:04 - 02:08I Want to see him rub his guitar on his amp
02:08 - 02:13and I don't give a fuck if it blows up
02:14 - 02:16his playing is what I need
02:17 - 02:21Worse than Moon needs a fucking haircut!!!
02:27 - 02:29Tell them I'll Pay $2500
02:30 - 02:34and that's my final offer
02:34 - 02:36and no lights for Gwood
02:41 - 02:42Fuck me...
02:43 - 02:47I'd rather pay Cast Iron Skillet to play on acid!!
02:48 - 02:53At least then I would have some fun
02:54 - 02:56but no they are too fucking busy
02:56 - 02:59and who knows where the fuck John Ray is anymore
03:00 - 03:02HE"S PROBABLY ON TOUR!!!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK honey John Ray will come back
03:14 - 03:16I don't know what to do
03:19 - 03:23It's just an impossible decision
03:25 - 03:26one I can't make alone
03:31 - 03:33we will have to vote
03:40 - 03:46Maybe they will cut me a deal if Trey takes Aarons place
03:46 - 03:49I like the way he plays anyway
03:53 - 03:56What is a Chrome Nat anyway....