| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir the Chrome Nats are available |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They want $5000... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Free Beer... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Naked background singers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are to furnish the PA |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is there anything else they fucking want? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | or is that all of it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | a whole hog sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | cooked slowly |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and GWood wants his own lights |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he requests them to be blue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't know that GWood and Moon are not actual brothers please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck do they think they are!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean can Greg Beck even remember the bass parts anymore?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you think I'm going to pay to see Aaron play a fucking ten minute slide solo while Richard twiddles his fucking thumbs or pretends to play his tiny drums? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Give me a fucking break |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and what is David doing besides winking at the women in the audience |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They aren't a fucking blues band! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Gwood is the only one.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that I want to see at my Party!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Gwood only knows three songs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a FUCK! Let him PLAY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir he can get carried away sometimes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Carried away I'll fucking carry you away! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE"S THE BEST!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He has more soul in his pinky finger than David and Aaron combined!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They can't even play fucking the thrill is gone right |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so he can solo!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I Want to see him rub his guitar on his amp |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I don't give a fuck if it blows up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | his playing is what I need |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Worse than Moon needs a fucking haircut!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tell them I'll Pay $2500 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and that's my final offer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and no lights for Gwood |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd rather pay Cast Iron Skillet to play on acid!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least then I would have some fun |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but no they are too fucking busy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and who knows where the fuck John Ray is anymore |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE"S PROBABLY ON TOUR!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK honey John Ray will come back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just an impossible decision |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | one I can't make alone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we will have to vote |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe they will cut me a deal if Trey takes Aarons place |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I like the way he plays anyway |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What is a Chrome Nat anyway.... |
