| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the situation as it stands... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The predatory gay is still out there somewhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our best guess is in this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But as we have all learned so far |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hes a slippery bastard and could really be anywhere |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about Barkby? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is in our custody? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ben.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ben Markby is the one we are looking for |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We thought you knew? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could everyone who Ben has touched inappropriately, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You thought I knew? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That Barkle is still on the loose? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And none of you thought to mention it to me? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | None of us are safe. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have any of you been hit on by him before? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I swore that no-one would ever be put through that ordeal again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is so shit on the piss that he scares off all the girls |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And moves straight onto buying drinks for the guys |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I happened to be flattered by his generosity |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then you fell straight into his trap! I bet he asked you back to his flat |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, that bit i found wierd and left immediatley. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look, hes been doing this crap for too long and we need to put a stop to it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Right now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Rumor has it that he went to Melbourne for new years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And kissed 3 guys in the space of 10 seconds |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now im no mathmatition but that stat calls for concern dosnt it?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There are over 11 million girls in Australia |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Knowing his history he must of failed with all of them and moved onto the guys! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can we really be surprised |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Im starting to think all these fashion labels hes commiting himself to are just a cover up |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I havnt even told you about my run in with him... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | First he started pounding on his chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then proceeded to grab at my balls |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Look at you all |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You really have no clue of how dangerous this man is do you? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You 7 must be the only ones left that he hasnt tried it on with yet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I hear that he turns 24 today |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hes only fucking 24 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Imagine how many more people hes going to hit on |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, just keep saying no |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are all doomed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All we can do now is pray for the best |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And hope.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That a girl eventually gives in. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have never met a girl with enough stamina to put up with all his bullshit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im really starting to think.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That she dosn't exist. |
