| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, the WSJ has published what they claim is a money trail leading from 1MDB to the PM's accounts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have tried all sorts of smoke screens |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But they have found links to these accounts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our spin doctors have gone into overdrive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but nothing seems to be working |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | OK, luckily no money in Msia |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and NO accounts in my name... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ada problem sikit... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There ARE accounts in your name and |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there IS a trail leading to these accounts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who think I'm fucked and did not have any income from 1MDB please leave... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What The Fuck Guys??!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why am I sharing with you for?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And where is that Fat Fuck Jho Low now??? All that commission and now this!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Him and the Saudis were supposed to be financial geniuses! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I certainly couldn't rely on you dumbfucks! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All I hear is gimme!gimme!gimme! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kontrek! Projek! Kontrek! Projek! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But no ideas! Even GST I had to come up with on my own! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss relak! Aku ada saving sikit untuk Boss! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Speak proper BM or English for fuck sake! You are the Education Minister! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, aku cuba but damn susah lah boss! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is what I mean! No one can do anything around here only me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I do nothing for personal gain! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All for you guys and that wife of mine... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Diamond, Cars, Jets, Shoes, those fucking shoes! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For fuck sake how many fucking shoes do you need! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | In the meantime, I have to deal with TUN taking potshots at me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and you guys are doing fuck all to protect me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You guys have your "deals" right? Didnt I share with you? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then why is it that I have to solve this on my own? I'm getting more support from the 2 PAS leaders than you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bank accounts in MY name... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking Rookie error.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thanks for watching my Six guys... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 1MDB, Jho Low, Ros .... fuck.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wish I'd never heard of or met any of them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As for you guys, where do you think all the money for the last GE came from? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My arse? No Guys guess again! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You are all here because of 1MDB! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I repeat, I DID NOT HAVE ANY PERSONAL GAIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, your EPF is safe, I'm sure they did not buy 1MDB bonds... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Since I was a junior minister, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All I ever wanted was some money and hot Chics... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Was that too much to ask? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But then Ros came along |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know she's not hot, but she's like a record, you can play front and back. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but its never enough money with her... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now I have to deal with a big problem, bigger than her hair... |
