Hitler looks for a parking place in Tel-Aviv
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Hitler looks for a parking place in Tel-Aviv
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We looked for a parking place for 3 hours |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We tried every street in the area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But couldn't find a parking place |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was all taken, or forbidden |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we tried to park by the port, but there wasn't any parking place there either |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So after all these rounds |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what did you finally do? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm sorry to say that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We had to park in |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We had no choice, we had to park in a bikers parking place |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Therefore we got a parking ticket. 65$ |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | those of you who live in Tel-Aviv and have private parking places |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | or don't have a car leave the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They are thieves! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 65$! They are thieves! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These parking inspectors they are all one big Mafia! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What are they thinking? They don't have a shred of humanity!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A shred of humanity!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are worse than the S.S.!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And all the money go to the corrupted municipality |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 7 years they are renovating the same tile near city hall |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, they are adding a third traffic lane |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | why the hell do I need a third lane? They should build a public parking place! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, they built a public parking place |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | that you can park in only from 18:30 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And only until 6 am!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Last week I went there to pick up my car |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I arrived 10 minuets after 6:00 am |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I already found on the car's window parking ticket 50$ ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They toed my brother's car 3 times in one week |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He pays on parking tickets more than he pays on gas! And all the money goes to the fucking mayor! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He has been the mayor for ten years! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who does he think he is? He is worse than Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And what about public transportation? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Two hours! Two hours I've waited in the bus station! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hate those buses! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I hate those buses! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And then two buses arrive at the station together! What am I supposed to do?? Ride them both?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And then there is a traffic jam because some stupid woman driver |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tried to park in reverse and clashed into a traffic light |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That anyway gives the green signal for only 3 seconds! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She should have her license bend for good! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't know it was you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'll sell my Folkswagen and that's it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can sell it for 5, 6 thousand dollars |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe someone is interested? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe .We'll split the parking ticket |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's not worth it to keep a car in Tel-Aviv. I think I'll just take my stuff and go. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm sick and tired of this fucking city. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There is a parking place in Petah Tikva (City near Tel-Aviv) |