| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our press release gave an overzealous estimate of 10 cents per page on the new KU |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Writers are guesstimating 3 cents per page |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A leaker on Reddit is also backing up this claim |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've receiving thousands of emails per day |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Short Story writers threating to go wide... a rebellion |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay... Just those dirty Erotica authors |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll get over it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeff... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Many... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Many Romance, Non-fiction, & Children's authors are pulling out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 25% of the KU catalog is at risk |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except those officers who drew up the plans for this change |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 10 cents per fucking page? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who's going to believe 10 cents per fucking page? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 8 Million Borrows per month |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 1 cent per page if they're lucky |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You didn't think this through clearly |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We wanted to punish those scamlet fucks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not crucify the Children's book authors |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tell me who commands the best seller lists? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Over 50% of bestsellers is Romance! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking Stepbrothers is not romance! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | If it has a happy ending, then it's Romance |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Having your brother's baby is not a happy ending! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Our best sellers are garbage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Babysitters getting fucked |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Man of the house going hard and uprotected |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We're brainwashing Kindle Unlimited Subscribers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now Cookbook authors are going to pull out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You never pull out! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least according to the erotica people are borrowing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is a fucking disaster |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just wanted to improve our service |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get in touch with the reviewers immediately |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Adult Dungeon anything with so much as an underboob |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Kick the stepbrother blocks up another 20% |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our customer service responses are too friendly |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Add fire to them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tell them they will banned for releasing this shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay... erotica will always sell |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who am I kidding? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone likes their porn, right? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I've seen your browsing history... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | James over there reads a lot of lactation shorts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep the porn. We'll get through this... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We always have |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They'll get used to lower payouts |
