00:00 - 00:03Our press release gave an overzealous estimate of 10 cents per page on the new KU
00:04 - 00:05Writers are guesstimating 3 cents per page
00:05 - 00:07A leaker on Reddit is also backing up this claim
00:08 - 00:12We've receiving thousands of emails per day
00:12 - 00:15Short Story writers threating to go wide... a rebellion
00:17 - 00:19It's okay... Just those dirty Erotica authors
00:19 - 00:21They'll get over it
00:24 - 00:26Jeff...
00:27 - 00:28Many...
00:31 - 00:33Many Romance, Non-fiction, & Children's authors are pulling out
00:34 - 00:3625% of the KU catalog is at risk
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except those officers who drew up the plans for this change
01:13 - 01:1510 cents per fucking page?
01:15 - 01:17Who's going to believe 10 cents per fucking page?
01:18 - 01:238 Million Borrows per month
01:25 - 01:281 cent per page if they're lucky
01:29 - 01:31You didn't think this through clearly
01:31 - 01:34We wanted to punish those scamlet fucks
01:34 - 01:37Not crucify the Children's book authors
01:37 - 01:40Tell me who commands the best seller lists?
01:40 - 01:42Over 50% of bestsellers is Romance!
01:42 - 01:46Fucking Stepbrothers is not romance!
01:46 - 01:48If it has a happy ending, then it's Romance
01:48 - 01:52Having your brother's baby is not a happy ending!
01:53 - 01:54It's bullshit!
01:56 - 01:57Our best sellers are garbage
01:57 - 02:00Babysitters getting fucked
02:00 - 02:03Man of the house going hard and uprotected
02:04 - 02:08We're brainwashing Kindle Unlimited Subscribers
02:08 - 02:13And now Cookbook authors are going to pull out
02:14 - 02:16You never pull out!
02:17 - 02:21At least according to the erotica people are borrowing
02:27 - 02:29This is a fucking disaster
02:30 - 02:34I just wanted to improve our service
02:34 - 02:36Is that too much to ask?
02:41 - 02:42Get in touch with the reviewers immediately
02:43 - 02:47Adult Dungeon anything with so much as an underboob
02:48 - 02:53Kick the stepbrother blocks up another 20%
02:54 - 02:56Our customer service responses are too friendly
02:56 - 02:59Add fire to them
03:00 - 03:02Tell them they will banned for releasing this shit
03:04 - 03:07It's okay... erotica will always sell
03:14 - 03:16Who am I kidding?
03:19 - 03:23Everyone likes their porn, right?
03:25 - 03:26I've seen your browsing history...
03:31 - 03:33James over there reads a lot of lactation shorts
03:40 - 03:46Keep the porn. We'll get through this...
03:46 - 03:49We always have
03:53 - 03:56They'll get used to lower payouts