| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is where Piggys is. And the Freight House is here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Radisson is here, the La Crosse Center is here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The bars are all located along this road here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like you will have a great night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just avoid the bar called "Players" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am so excited. This will be the best night ever. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't wait to raw dawg Jennifer W |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jennifer W.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You can't have sex with her tonight. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | It turns out someone named Luke B impregnated her on Cinco de Mayo in 2007 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has never gone hogging, banged a swamp donkey, or river pig, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who in God's name is this Luke B person?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What makes him think, he can touch my precious Jennifer?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How in the hell could this happen?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | God damn it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are you sure this is his offspring growing inside of her? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Oakfield asshole! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will have him sodomized for this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, that would not work, hes a major major gay. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But how can he be gay if he raw dawged my beautiful Jennifer? |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Sir, it is confusing. But he is the President of Super Gay Guys of America. |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | The President of WHAT?!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It sounds AWESOME! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can I join such a club? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do I have to have my butt touched by |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that little Hobbit again?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My precious Jennifer is impregnated by the SGGA President? And now I cant have any fun? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It would have been the best fatty banging of my LIFE!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nothing is better than getting a FUPA dance from a woman over 125 kilos!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I really really needed this guys. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ive spent too many lonely nights at Art's Performing Center |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | If I see one more C-Section scar I will vomit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am so bummed right now! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All because of this Small Weiner Coalition Member of the Year - Luke B |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it too much to ask to have a FUPA gently tapping you in the face?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No better feeling in the world... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Except maybe biting into a fresh SLS PB Special... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Im so mad I could piss all over the wall! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Cora, you would still be able to salvage some of it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im just so desperate for a FUPA dance right now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All because of this stupid Oakfield Oak's fan |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ridiculous name for a mascot |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What the fuck does that even mean anyway? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe because everyone there pops a Woody when they go to Players |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This Luke B will pay for what he has done to me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now please let me see my precious JW |
