00:00 - 00:03This is where Piggys is. And the Freight House is here.
00:04 - 00:05The Radisson is here, the La Crosse Center is here.
00:05 - 00:07The bars are all located along this road here.
00:08 - 00:12It looks like you will have a great night
00:12 - 00:15Just avoid the bar called "Players"
00:17 - 00:19I am so excited. This will be the best night ever.
00:19 - 00:21I can't wait to raw dawg Jennifer W
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Jennifer W....
00:31 - 00:33You can't have sex with her tonight.
00:34 - 00:38It turns out someone named Luke B impregnated her on Cinco de Mayo in 2007
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has never gone hogging, banged a swamp donkey, or river pig, please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
01:15 - 01:17Who in God's name is this Luke B person?!
01:18 - 01:23What makes him think, he can touch my precious Jennifer?!
01:25 - 01:28How in the hell could this happen?!
01:29 - 01:31God damn it!
01:31 - 01:34Are you sure this is his offspring growing inside of her?
01:34 - 01:37Oakfield asshole!
01:37 - 01:40I will have him sodomized for this!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, that would not work, hes a major major gay.
01:42 - 01:46But how can he be gay if he raw dawged my beautiful Jennifer?
01:46 - 01:49Sir, it is confusing. But he is the President of Super Gay Guys of America.
01:49 - 01:52The President of WHAT?!?
01:53 - 01:54It sounds AWESOME!
01:56 - 01:57How can I join such a club?
01:57 - 02:00Do I have to have my butt touched by
02:00 - 02:03 that little Hobbit again?!
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13My precious Jennifer is impregnated by the SGGA President? And now I cant have any fun?
02:14 - 02:16It would have been the best fatty banging of my LIFE!!!
02:17 - 02:21Nothing is better than getting a FUPA dance from a woman over 125 kilos!!!
02:27 - 02:29I really really needed this guys.
02:30 - 02:34Ive spent too many lonely nights at Art's Performing Center
02:34 - 02:37If I see one more C-Section scar I will vomit!
02:41 - 02:42I am so bummed right now!
02:43 - 02:47All because of this Small Weiner Coalition Member of the Year - Luke B
02:48 - 02:53Is it too much to ask to have a FUPA gently tapping you in the face?!
02:54 - 02:56No better feeling in the world...
02:56 - 02:59Except maybe biting into a fresh SLS PB Special...
03:00 - 03:02Im so mad I could piss all over the wall!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Cora, you would still be able to salvage some of it.
03:14 - 03:16Im just so desperate for a FUPA dance right now.
03:19 - 03:23All because of this stupid Oakfield Oak's fan
03:25 - 03:26Ridiculous name for a mascot
03:31 - 03:33What the fuck does that even mean anyway?
03:40 - 03:46Maybe because everyone there pops a Woody when they go to Players
03:46 - 03:49This Luke B will pay for what he has done to me.
03:53 - 03:56Now please let me see my precious JW