00:00 - 00:03The new Sergent Pepper rail line
00:04 - 00:05will serve thousands in North Liverpool
00:05 - 00:07It'll run from Lime Street
00:08 - 00:12and loops as far as Tuebrook
00:12 - 00:15all the way round to Bramley Moore
00:17 - 00:19I don't know why it would go to Bramley Moore
00:19 - 00:21Everton can't afford the stadium
00:24 - 00:26Aldo....
00:27 - 00:28Everton...
00:31 - 00:33Everton have announced their new waterfront stadium
00:34 - 00:36And Liverpool County Council are to be guarantors
00:53 - 00:58Can all those who have blueshite mates, family, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Mayor Joe Anderson
01:15 - 01:17Mayor Joe fucking blueshite Anderson
01:18 - 01:23The Pie Crust Snorting Wizard
01:25 - 01:28He told me I had nothing to worry about
01:29 - 01:31How many other lies has he told me
01:31 - 01:34All those snidey trips down to London....
01:34 - 01:37...to meet Farhad Moshiri and Bill watch this space Kenwright
01:37 - 01:40I even lent him the train fare
01:40 - 01:42Aldo, the council have bent over backwards for us...
01:42 - 01:46...and so they fucking should, 5 fucking times and all that.
01:46 - 01:48Aldo, we are not the only club in the city.
01:48 - 01:52Wash your fucking mouth out with soap you Chang swilling blert
01:53 - 01:54What about the World Heritage status?
01:56 - 01:57What about the small boats from North Wales?
01:57 - 02:00What about the kite flyers?
02:00 - 02:03Where will our children play?
02:04 - 02:08Instead we will have Everton Football Club...
02:08 - 02:13...forever associated with our famous waterfront
02:14 - 02:16Can you not grasp the consequences?
02:17 - 02:21They'll be pissing themselves laughing at us
02:27 - 02:29We've got to get our heads together here
02:30 - 02:34..or we face losing everything we've built
02:34 - 02:36We need to organise a march
02:41 - 02:42It's a Grand Old Team to support...
02:43 - 02:47..what does that even fucking mean? Tell me that.
02:48 - 02:53And that other song they bang out...
02:54 - 02:56...banks of the Royal Blue Mersey.
02:56 - 02:59They fucking knew all along...
03:00 - 03:02...right under our fucking noses.
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, we still have a big stand with elevators.
03:14 - 03:16I should've known this would happen
03:19 - 03:23Derek Acorah warned me in my last session
03:25 - 03:26And I didn't listen
03:31 - 03:33Do you know what he said?
03:40 - 03:46Be wary of fat bald men who go the hairdresses...
03:46 - 03:49...and attend the gym.
03:53 - 03:56Its over.