| 00:00 - 00:03 | So you see Chief if we just move the metal detectors back a bit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We should be able to keep the Techs out of sight |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I say we put the tables and scanner here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That way we can create the illusion that they aren't there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just as long nothing can be seen from here on the 5th floor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. This should please Jim Tracy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We make this work I'll get that raise for sure |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief Lee..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The leaders |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The leaders decided against raises this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're still the lowest paid Office Director |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're name isn't Zengel, Richards, Barter, Boyle, Sylvester, Murphy or Longo please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NO RAISES?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I JUST PUT IN A GODDAMNED IN-GROUND POOL! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $60 fucking thousand dollars.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I worked my ass off this year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I FOUND THAT STOLEN CAR. ME! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND THAT FIRE?! WHO PUT THAT OUT?! HUH?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ME! IT WAS ME! I RISKED MY FUCKING LIFE THAT DAY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir it wasn't even a real fire. It was just some smoke. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT DOESN'T MATTER BOYLE! I GOT A CHIEF'S LETTER OF COMMENDATION FOR IT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir.......you are the Chief |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT ASSHOLE?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I STILL WANT THAT RAISE!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING THE LOWEST PAID DIRECTOR AROUND HERE! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | JIM FUCKING ZANIEWSKI MADE MORE MONEY THAN ME LAST YEAR |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT DO THEY CARE?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NO. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS KEEPING FOOD DELIVERIES HOT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WELL FUCK THEIR FOOD! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND FUCK JIM TRACY FOR MAKING TAKE A 30 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK! THE BASTARD! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A lunch break? Can you believe that? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Me?! I'm the CHIEF OF POLICE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Doesn't that mean anything to them?! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cant take this shit anymore |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WELL SHIT CHANGES TODAY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | From now on all inside officers on their feet ALL DAY |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | NO MORE SITTING DOWN IN DISPATCH OR ROOM 100 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND IT WONT STOP THERE! COFFEE MUGS ARE HEREBY BANNED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Todd. We can have coffee before our shift starts. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Obviously this only applies to the day shift. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The other shifts, they're filled with out of control animals |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm talking about your shift Boyle |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You don't even hold roll call anymore |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They're coming after my take home cruiser next |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I know they are..... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm so fucked.... |
