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Bernards reaction to AS Physics calss this year
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00:00 - 00:03This years paper will be a lot easier than last years paper
00:04 - 00:05It will contain easy criteria
00:05 - 00:07like the wave equation
00:08 - 00:12hopefully OCR won't be cunts and throw in really hard questions about lenses
00:12 - 00:15I think we should focus our revision on polarised light
00:17 - 00:19I will go through polarised light in class anyway
00:19 - 00:21you should then review and revise this work
00:24 - 00:26But Bernard
00:27 - 00:28I can't
00:31 - 00:33He can't because geordie shore is on tonight
00:34 - 00:36theirs going to be more bucking birds and banter than ever before
00:53 - 00:58everyone who has reviewed and revised polarised light, please leave
01:13 - 01:15You fucking idiots
01:15 - 01:17You absolute fucking idiots
01:18 - 01:23how can you of not reviewed and revised your work
01:25 - 01:28your exam is fucking tommorow
01:29 - 01:31you'll get a fucking 'U'
01:31 - 01:34those stress and strain questions are piss easy
01:34 - 01:37focus your revision on the harder things like polarised light
01:37 - 01:40not fucking Geordie Shore
01:40 - 01:42But Bernard its the last episode of the series
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a fuck if Gaz GShore is getting 'fucking mortal' with all the lads
01:46 - 01:48But Bernard i can't record it, i havent got sky
01:48 - 01:52Physics is your priority here, you don't even know what hookes law is for fuck sake
01:53 - 01:54Jesus christ
01:56 - 01:57you think you can pass your G491
01:57 - 02:00 just knowing that 1V = 1JC
02:00 - 02:03you are badly mistaken
02:04 - 02:08the amount of times I've told you
02:08 - 02:13sensitivity is output over input
02:14 - 02:16and you still think its the other way round!
02:17 - 02:21You better get the tick box questions or i'll fucking cry!
02:27 - 02:29you should of took Health and Social
02:30 - 02:34At least then, at least then you can watch Geordie Shore
02:34 - 02:36Because its all fucking coursework
02:41 - 02:42You'll never pass physics
02:43 - 02:47even if i gave you the fucking mark scheme to copy off in the exam
02:48 - 02:53becasue apparently my mark schemes are completely different to the official OCR ones
02:54 - 02:56People think that i'm wrong
02:56 - 02:59and that OCR's mark scheme isn't
03:00 - 03:02well they can go fuck themselves cause i've got an electron gun
03:04 - 03:07Don't tell him that you haven't done your coursework yet
03:14 - 03:16after all the tree's i've cut down
03:19 - 03:23just to supply you with past papers
03:25 - 03:27and you want to watch Geordie Shore
03:31 - 03:33my printing bill is fucked
03:40 - 03:46Although their is still hope for the G492 exam
03:46 - 03:49Noo what am i talking about
03:53 - 03:56everyone fails Section C