| 00:00 - 00:03 | This years paper will be a lot easier than last years paper |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will contain easy criteria |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | like the wave equation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | hopefully OCR won't be cunts and throw in really hard questions about lenses |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I think we should focus our revision on polarised light |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will go through polarised light in class anyway |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you should then review and revise this work |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Bernard |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I can't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He can't because geordie shore is on tonight |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | theirs going to be more bucking birds and banter than ever before |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who has reviewed and revised polarised light, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking idiots |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You absolute fucking idiots |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | how can you of not reviewed and revised your work |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | your exam is fucking tommorow |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you'll get a fucking 'U' |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | those stress and strain questions are piss easy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | focus your revision on the harder things like polarised light |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not fucking Geordie Shore |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bernard its the last episode of the series |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck if Gaz GShore is getting 'fucking mortal' with all the lads |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Bernard i can't record it, i havent got sky |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Physics is your priority here, you don't even know what hookes law is for fuck sake |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jesus christ |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you think you can pass your G491 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | just knowing that 1V = 1JC |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you are badly mistaken |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the amount of times I've told you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | sensitivity is output over input |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and you still think its the other way round! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You better get the tick box questions or i'll fucking cry! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you should of took Health and Social |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least then, at least then you can watch Geordie Shore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Because its all fucking coursework |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You'll never pass physics |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | even if i gave you the fucking mark scheme to copy off in the exam |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | becasue apparently my mark schemes are completely different to the official OCR ones |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | People think that i'm wrong |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and that OCR's mark scheme isn't |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | well they can go fuck themselves cause i've got an electron gun |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't tell him that you haven't done your coursework yet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | after all the tree's i've cut down |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | just to supply you with past papers |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | and you want to watch Geordie Shore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my printing bill is fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Although their is still hope for the G492 exam |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Noo what am i talking about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | everyone fails Section C |
