| 00:00 - 00:03 | After the wedding at the Junction |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Uzzy got shouted at in a Taxi here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we went to Bambu and sang on Karaoke |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Robsy and Lucy went to the Village Hotel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They stayed there and did not drink anymore beer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure Robsy would not have just gone to sleep? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is a top drinker |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's changed... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He does what Lucy tells him to... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They fly kites now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those, go now: Otty, Mike, Simon...leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you telling me he's flying kites,? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Like a fucking kid in the Mary fucking Poppins movie? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought the fact we couldn't go to Amsterdam was a pussy show! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then he wouldn't let the girls take photos at the wedding! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who doesn't let girls take photos at a wedding?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now, flying fucking kites? I'd fucking fly that dog of his! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'd fly the fucking thing to a Taiwan soup kitchen!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The fucking thing costs more than his car a year! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Darwin's a puppy... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking puppy? The thing is older than Lucy's three year old niece! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, it's like having a baby... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If they'd have had a baby at least I would know he had a cock! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who has a cock and flies a kite? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The poof was drinking water on his stag! weekend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then he accused Stickboy of having fun! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fun on a fucking stag weekend?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jesus, where was the fun at the fucking wedding? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Apart from a game of hide and fucking seek to find the service! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And it was because of her that must be obeyed! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She gives more orders and inspires more fear in Robsy than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now she has him flying kites! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How can Robsy keep this up? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where's his cuckoo head gone? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He used to be so crazy on beer. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He used to get the 'Claw' every hangover. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now he goes out and flies sodding kites |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And, I bet she doesn't let him have a go |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet she just makes him stand there and take photos of her or Darwin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and post them on Facebook!... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She posts them on Instagram too... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He used to watch Babylon 5 and Star Trek |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He used to be able to use an Xbox.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if only for COD... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now, he just makes Lucy tea. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is the poor bastard even allowed to eat Jaffa cakes with his cuppa? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or are they Darwin's now? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She's a cunt. |
