00:00 - 00:03After the wedding at the Junction

00:04 - 00:05Uzzy got shouted at in a Taxi here

00:05 - 00:07 we went to Bambu and sang on Karaoke

00:08 - 00:12Robsy and Lucy went to the Village Hotel

00:12 - 00:15They stayed there and did not drink anymore beer

00:17 - 00:19I'm sure Robsy would not have just gone to sleep?

00:19 - 00:21He is a top drinker

00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,

00:27 - 00:28He's changed...

00:31 - 00:33He does what Lucy tells him to...

00:34 - 00:36They fly kites now

00:53 - 00:58Those, go now: Otty, Mike, Simon...leave

01:13 - 01:15Are you telling me he's flying kites,?

01:15 - 01:17Like a fucking kid in the Mary fucking Poppins movie?

01:18 - 01:23I thought the fact we couldn't go to Amsterdam was a pussy show!

01:25 - 01:28Then he wouldn't let the girls take photos at the wedding!

01:29 - 01:31Who doesn't let girls take photos at a wedding?!

01:31 - 01:34Now, flying fucking kites? I'd fucking fly that dog of his!

01:34 - 01:37I'd fly the fucking thing to a Taiwan soup kitchen!!!

01:37 - 01:40The fucking thing costs more than his car a year!

01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, Darwin's a puppy...

01:42 - 01:46A fucking puppy? The thing is older than Lucy's three year old niece!

01:46 - 01:48But, it's like having a baby...

01:48 - 01:52If they'd have had a baby at least I would know he had a cock!

01:53 - 01:54Who has a cock and flies a kite?

01:56 - 01:57The poof was drinking water on his stag! weekend

01:57 - 02:00Then he accused Stickboy of having fun!

02:00 - 02:03Fun on a fucking stag weekend?!

02:04 - 02:08Jesus, where was the fun at the fucking wedding?

02:08 - 02:13Apart from a game of hide and fucking seek to find the service!

02:14 - 02:16And it was because of her that must be obeyed!

02:17 - 02:21She gives more orders and inspires more fear in Robsy than Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29And now she has him flying kites!

02:30 - 02:34How can Robsy keep this up?

02:34 - 02:36Where's his cuckoo head gone?

02:41 - 02:42He used to be so crazy on beer.

02:43 - 02:47He used to get the 'Claw' every hangover.

02:48 - 02:53Now he goes out and flies sodding kites

02:54 - 02:56And, I bet she doesn't let him have a go

02:56 - 02:59I bet she just makes him stand there and take photos of her or Darwin

03:00 - 03:02and post them on Facebook!...

03:04 - 03:07She posts them on Instagram too...

03:14 - 03:16He used to watch Babylon 5 and Star Trek

03:19 - 03:23He used to be able to use an Xbox..

03:25 - 03:26if only for COD...

03:31 - 03:33Now, he just makes Lucy tea.

03:40 - 03:46Is the poor bastard even allowed to eat Jaffa cakes with his cuppa?

03:46 - 03:49Or are they Darwin's now?

03:53 - 03:56She's a cunt.