00:00 - 00:03After the wedding at the Junction
00:04 - 00:05Uzzy got shouted at in a Taxi here
00:05 - 00:07 we went to Bambu and sang on Karaoke
00:08 - 00:12Robsy and Lucy went to the Village Hotel
00:12 - 00:15They stayed there and did not drink anymore beer
00:17 - 00:19I'm sure Robsy would not have just gone to sleep?
00:19 - 00:21He is a top drinker
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,
00:27 - 00:28He's changed...
00:31 - 00:33He does what Lucy tells him to...
00:34 - 00:36They fly kites now
00:53 - 00:58Those, go now: Otty, Mike, Simon...leave
01:13 - 01:15Are you telling me he's flying kites,?
01:15 - 01:17Like a fucking kid in the Mary fucking Poppins movie?
01:18 - 01:23I thought the fact we couldn't go to Amsterdam was a pussy show!
01:25 - 01:28Then he wouldn't let the girls take photos at the wedding!
01:29 - 01:31Who doesn't let girls take photos at a wedding?!
01:31 - 01:34Now, flying fucking kites? I'd fucking fly that dog of his!
01:34 - 01:37I'd fly the fucking thing to a Taiwan soup kitchen!!!
01:37 - 01:40The fucking thing costs more than his car a year!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, Darwin's a puppy...
01:42 - 01:46A fucking puppy? The thing is older than Lucy's three year old niece!
01:46 - 01:48But, it's like having a baby...
01:48 - 01:52If they'd have had a baby at least I would know he had a cock!
01:53 - 01:54Who has a cock and flies a kite?
01:56 - 01:57The poof was drinking water on his stag! weekend
01:57 - 02:00Then he accused Stickboy of having fun!
02:00 - 02:03Fun on a fucking stag weekend?!
02:04 - 02:08Jesus, where was the fun at the fucking wedding?
02:08 - 02:13Apart from a game of hide and fucking seek to find the service!
02:14 - 02:16And it was because of her that must be obeyed!
02:17 - 02:21She gives more orders and inspires more fear in Robsy than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29And now she has him flying kites!
02:30 - 02:34How can Robsy keep this up?
02:34 - 02:36Where's his cuckoo head gone?
02:41 - 02:42He used to be so crazy on beer.
02:43 - 02:47He used to get the 'Claw' every hangover.
02:48 - 02:53Now he goes out and flies sodding kites
02:54 - 02:56And, I bet she doesn't let him have a go
02:56 - 02:59I bet she just makes him stand there and take photos of her or Darwin
03:00 - 03:02and post them on Facebook!...
03:04 - 03:07She posts them on Instagram too...
03:14 - 03:16He used to watch Babylon 5 and Star Trek
03:19 - 03:23He used to be able to use an Xbox..
03:25 - 03:26if only for COD...
03:31 - 03:33Now, he just makes Lucy tea.
03:40 - 03:46Is the poor bastard even allowed to eat Jaffa cakes with his cuppa?
03:46 - 03:49Or are they Darwin's now?
03:53 - 03:56She's a cunt.