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David Cameron's 7 Day NHS
David Cameron in the last days before the 2020 General Election

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, I'm here to report the areas...
00:04 - 00:05Where we've got a 7 days a week GP service
00:05 - 00:07Here, in the leafy marginals...
00:08 - 00:12There's fair coverage 8am to 8pm
00:12 - 00:15Here, in the urban areas, there is even greater coverage
00:17 - 00:19But what about the semi-rural areas?
00:19 - 00:21We need GPs working every day, what of it?
00:24 - 00:26Prime Minister...
00:27 - 00:28I'm sad to report...
00:31 - 00:33Our Area Teams have not made any progress...
00:34 - 00:36On developing a 7 day service there
00:53 - 00:58Civil servants, junior ministers, patient and public involvement staff, leave the room... now
01:13 - 01:15This was meant to be my fucking legacy...
01:15 - 01:17A 7 Day Free Health Service, the first in the entire world
01:18 - 01:23Which every country would be trying to emulate
01:25 - 01:28It'd be, it'd be, David Cameron's 7 Day NHS
01:29 - 01:31Good, Cheap and Fast...
01:31 - 01:34What am I fucking going to do now?
01:34 - 01:37I can't let Gordon Brown beat me on this
01:37 - 01:40Even he managed to get the fucking GPs working more for nothing
01:40 - 01:42Prime Minister, we took 500 QOF points off them and...
01:42 - 01:46That's not fucking enough! You need to cut all funding, they're resilient bastards
01:46 - 01:48Prime Minister, perhaps we need to do things differently...
01:48 - 01:52What the fuck! Don't you know these GPs, they're awkward sods
01:53 - 01:54Revalidation...
01:56 - 01:57Appraisal, Admission avoidance crap
01:57 - 02:00CQC Nazis, TripAdvisor ratings...
02:00 - 02:03Patient group bollocks, Tick-box medicine...
02:04 - 02:08Extra commissioning work, Constant re-organisation...
02:08 - 02:13We even got the Daily Mail on them with regular hate articles
02:14 - 02:16And they're still fucking here, what the fuck!
02:17 - 02:21Are they fucking stupid! Don't they know we don't want them around any more?
02:27 - 02:29And to think I've got my mates in Virgin and Boots ready...
02:30 - 02:34Just think of the directorships we could all walk into
02:34 - 02:36Life after politics...
02:41 - 02:42Look what you've all done...
02:43 - 02:47A half-arsed job, just making us look bloody stupid
02:48 - 02:53How are we going to win the election now?
02:54 - 02:56And where's Mr Hunt? Why's he not here?
02:56 - 02:59I gave him explicit instructions...
03:00 - 03:02Butter up the GPs, but then fucking destroy them
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can always re-apply to work in the CCG
03:14 - 03:16Look, there may be a way to salvage this...
03:19 - 03:23How about we go back to a 5 day service?
03:25 - 03:26Promote quality care...
03:31 - 03:33Say that was our direction all along...
03:40 - 03:46At least they might remember me for that...
03:46 - 03:49Never mind the Width of the service...
03:53 - 03:56Just feel the Quality