| 00:00 - 00:03 | In order to protect Conversion County |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from Allied forces |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we have established a perimeter |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | around Gramville in the north |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Mole Town in the south. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send Steiner from Gramville. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will defend Particle City. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner cannot go directly from Gramville to Particle City. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is no road between them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steiner was to go straight to Particle City! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why is there no road from Gramville to Particle City? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why does he have to go through Mole Town? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Fuhrer doesn't get it. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You divide by the molecular mass |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to go from Gramville to Mole Town. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then, you divide by Avogadro's number... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer! You multiply by Avogadro's number! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You divide! Particle City is south! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer! You multiply! Particle City is north! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Multiply! Divide! How do I keep this straight! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All I want to know is how to get |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | from Gramville to Particle City. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why do you have to go through Mole Town? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I ordered that a road be built from Gramville to Particle City. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But the only roads are between Gramville and Mole Town, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and between Mole Town and Particle City. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is there no shortcut as I ordered? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Russian generals would have followed the orders of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Alright, then. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is my final order. I expect it to be followed. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is how you get from Gramville to Particle City. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You go from Gramville to Mole Town |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | by dividing by the molecular mass because Mole Town is south of Gramville. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then you multiply by Avogadro's number, because Particle City is north of Mole Town. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All you have to remember is up is north, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and down is south. When I go south I divide, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and when I go north I multiply. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Stop crying! He understands! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And that's not all... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You must look up the molecular mass on the Periodic Table |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | when you go to |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gramville from Mole Town, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | or from Mole Town to Gramville. But if you go from Mole Town to Particle City, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or from Particle City to Mole Town, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you use Avogadro's number. |
