IGG gives away pumpkin dukes
353 views  • 5/15/2015
Not really
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have terrible news | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Today at 2AM, IGG gave away pumpkin dukes | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Starting from rank 1 to rank 200k | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the number of pumpkin dukes wasn't enough | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And by rank 70k they were gone | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats not a problem | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My account rank is 60k | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your account... | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your account didn't get a pumpkin duke | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | IGG didn't give you a pumpkin duke | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that got a pumpkin duke step out of the room | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen!? | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why wasn't I given a pumpkin duke!? | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can they skip my account!? | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have used all my gems! | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have bought thousand of gems! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And used them all! | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even opened chests from time to time! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What am I gonna do now!? | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, what about your other heroes!? | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What other heroes!? | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your other special heroes! | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want other special heroes | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Imagine the news! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Hitler loses raids because of lack of pumpkin duke" | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's not funny! | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | My heroes will go down before they proc! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't believe what I'm hearing! | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have an account... | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With no chances of winning! | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I can't even beat most of my opponents | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm left only with mesa and lost realm | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And with dungeons... Dungeons... | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Dungeons! | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How much fun can you have | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Without raids, arena or HBM!? | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Doing the same dungeons over and over! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm desperate for a pumpkin duke right now! | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I may be forced to get a new account! | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | One with a pumpkin duke! | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's not serious | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What about my might... | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spent days upgrading my base and heroes | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All for nothing... | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want you to consume my heroes | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I won't roll for heroes anymore! this is the end! | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No more slimes | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more rolls for me | 
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