| 00:00 - 00:03 | I think you need the new Commando Image |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The EPG is not for here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or areas around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Enigma EPG's are better for here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and around our homeland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Right, go on ukcvs.net....... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ....and hook me up with latest Commando |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | .....the Forum.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The forum is totally offline |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I understand it is not our fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All leave except Paphos Al, Renwich and Satsearching |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is the forum down! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For Fucks Sake, why is it down! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You shit heads, what are you fucking playing at? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You useless twats |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am not flashing an Enigma image on |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get the forum up as soon as.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get off your lazy backsides and get it back online |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dont just stand there, go and do it now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, it is the host they have messed us about |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then use a decent host you useless bastard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, they are supposed to be good, they host Wikileaks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Wikileaks you idiot it is not good enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Find a better one |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Paphos Al sat in a pub all day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pint after Pint the piss head |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Satsearching the gay fucking gypo |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And fat Renwich eating pies all day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why has it been down so long, I should break your legs..... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | get it back online quicker you retard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll be fucked if I have to flash on Enigma with green screens |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get EPG....... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | set my location.... ..is what I want |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's a propper image |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For the love of god.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have only just bought a brand new diseqc motor |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had to hump it up the ladder myself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is unacceptable |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have only just aligned the bastard up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While you lot just stood there watching |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, satsearching will get a new host |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope you took backups.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ....otherwise you are fucked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who got the backups? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is regular backups |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You have got backups of everything you fucks..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ....else you will be shot, you have 7 days.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .....to get it back online |
