00:00 - 00:03I think you need the new Commando Image
00:04 - 00:05The EPG is not for here
00:05 - 00:07or areas around here
00:08 - 00:12Enigma EPG's are better for here
00:12 - 00:15and around our homeland
00:17 - 00:19Right, go on ukcvs.net.......
00:19 - 00:21....and hook me up with latest Commando
00:24 - 00:26My Führer......
00:27 - 00:28.....the Forum....
00:31 - 00:33The forum is totally offline
00:34 - 00:36I understand it is not our fault
00:53 - 00:58All leave except Paphos Al, Renwich and Satsearching
01:13 - 01:15Why is the forum down!
01:15 - 01:17For Fucks Sake, why is it down!
01:18 - 01:23You shit heads, what are you fucking playing at?
01:25 - 01:28You useless twats
01:29 - 01:31I am not flashing an Enigma image on
01:31 - 01:34Get the forum up as soon as....
01:34 - 01:37Get off your lazy backsides and get it back online
01:37 - 01:40Dont just stand there, go and do it now
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, it is the host they have messed us about
01:42 - 01:46Then use a decent host you useless bastard
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, they are supposed to be good, they host Wikileaks
01:48 - 01:52Fuck Wikileaks you idiot it is not good enough
01:53 - 01:54Find a better one
01:56 - 01:57Paphos Al sat in a pub all day
01:57 - 02:00Pint after Pint the piss head
02:00 - 02:03Satsearching the gay fucking gypo
02:04 - 02:08And fat Renwich eating pies all day
02:08 - 02:13Why has it been down so long, I should break your legs.....
02:14 - 02:16get it back online quicker you retard
02:17 - 02:21I'll be fucked if I have to flash on Enigma with green screens
02:27 - 02:29Get EPG.......
02:30 - 02:34set my location.... ..is what I want
02:34 - 02:36It's a propper image
02:41 - 02:42For the love of god....
02:43 - 02:47I have only just bought a brand new diseqc motor
02:48 - 02:53I had to hump it up the ladder myself
02:54 - 02:56This is unacceptable
02:56 - 02:59I have only just aligned the bastard up
03:00 - 03:02While you lot just stood there watching
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, satsearching will get a new host
03:14 - 03:16I hope you took backups....
03:19 - 03:23....otherwise you are fucked
03:25 - 03:26Who got the backups?
03:31 - 03:33The trick is regular backups
03:40 - 03:46You have got backups of everything you fucks.....
03:46 - 03:49....else you will be shot, you have 7 days....
03:53 - 03:56.....to get it back online