00:00 - 00:03We've got a great idea!

00:04 - 00:05parkrun, no capital letter :)

00:05 - 00:07Here, in Salisbury

00:08 - 00:12Near Andover, but better

00:12 - 00:15I think people will love it :)

00:17 - 00:19You mean three laps?

00:19 - 00:21like this?

00:24 - 00:26That's it

00:27 - 00:28It has to be 5k

00:31 - 00:335k, forget Garmins

00:34 - 00:36Garmins are shit

00:53 - 00:58I have a Garmin 205.....get out and check the route

01:13 - 01:15parkrun TOURISTS, like vermin!

01:15 - 01:17I won't stand for them, delete them all

01:18 - 01:23Tell them to go to Andover!!

01:25 - 01:28Or Southwick

01:29 - 01:31But not Salisbury!

01:31 - 01:34Bloody tourists, what have they ever done for us!

01:34 - 01:37Scheiße

01:37 - 01:40If we get 200 Tourists there will be trouble!!

01:40 - 01:42But the spirit of parkrun...

01:42 - 01:46What's your name, are you sub 16?

01:46 - 01:48Yes - I can run a bit

01:48 - 01:52but what about the parking??

01:53 - 01:54and the cafe....

01:56 - 01:571 year of planning, by Liz and Alison, and the others,

01:57 - 02:00And the tourists...

02:00 - 02:03booking hotels....

02:04 - 02:08coming from all over England...

02:08 - 02:13All we want is to get the inaugural off the ground...

02:14 - 02:16I want a pb!!!

02:17 - 02:21Is that too much to ask....

02:27 - 02:29Get out there and set up the course

02:30 - 02:34I'm going for a run

02:34 - 02:36If you dont let me win there will be trouble!

02:41 - 02:4221 minutes...

02:43 - 02:47is not acceptable...

02:48 - 02:53I ran faster than that at ANDOVER...

02:54 - 02:56beaten by a woman pushing a pram...

02:56 - 02:59and a nine year old

03:00 - 03:02and that bloke from down the pub...

03:04 - 03:07don't worry, it's not a race...

03:14 - 03:16the Tourists may not come...

03:19 - 03:23they will come, they always do....

03:25 - 03:26we need more volounteers

03:31 - 03:33I'll do it...

03:40 - 03:46I could do the tokens...

03:46 - 03:49but I dropped them once, at ANDOVER

03:53 - 03:56Long live parkrun!!