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Hitler Overreacts To Blue Jays Loss in Houston
Despite the bullpen's recent turnaround performance, Adolf Hitler loses it when the Blue Jays fall to the Astros in game 1 of the series.

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00:00 - 00:03So after the series loss in Baltimore
00:04 - 00:05We have moved down to Houston, Texas
00:05 - 00:07And over to the ballpark named after juice
00:08 - 00:12Which has an oversized train on top of it...
00:12 - 00:15And presumably something to do with guns and Jesus across the street here
00:17 - 00:19And obviously we won the first game
00:19 - 00:21After Hutchison left with the lead
00:24 - 00:26My Führer
00:27 - 00:28Wilner...
00:31 - 00:33Wilner assures you it'll all be okay
00:34 - 00:36But Wilner says we lost
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who only goes to Jays games for the giveaways, leave.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuckity fuck?
01:15 - 01:17Are you fucking serious?
01:18 - 01:23What do you mean we lost?
01:25 - 01:28Oh, I'm phoning in to JaysTalk tonight...
01:29 - 01:31Wilner's going to hear a shitload from me
01:31 - 01:34I'm a real fan. A fucking diehard.
01:34 - 01:37I try to watch all the fucking games.
01:37 - 01:40I even have a Loup jersey.
01:40 - 01:42My führer, Loup blew it this time.
01:42 - 01:46How the fuck in the world did this fucking happen?
01:46 - 01:48My führer, there was lots of weak contact.
01:48 - 01:52Oh, bullshit. What did he do? Walk Chris Carter?
01:53 - 01:54I'm done with this.
01:56 - 01:57Un-fucking-believable.
01:57 - 02:00Hutchison finally leaves with the lead into the 7th.
02:00 - 02:03And Loup blows it like the Village People!
02:04 - 02:08[German words]
02:08 - 02:13[something about Wilner]
02:14 - 02:16Always bring in that kid Osuna
02:17 - 02:21Or else we're going to fucking lose it somehow!
02:27 - 02:29It's been 22 years.
02:30 - 02:34Let me pound my chest in frustration.
02:34 - 02:36And shake my fists at the baseball gods for this curse!
02:41 - 02:42Fucking Loup.
02:43 - 02:47Enough is enough with this goddamn bullshit baseball.
02:48 - 02:53Oh, I am so phoning into JaysTalk this time. I really am.
02:54 - 02:56We finally get a decent start from Hutchison.
02:56 - 02:59And just for him, we blow it!
03:00 - 03:02Might as well bring back Brian Tallet for $5 so he can blow it
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. Bautista might be able to comb his hair soon.
03:14 - 03:16I used to be so joyous.
03:19 - 03:23I mean - at least we still have Stroman...
03:25 - 03:26To pitch and stuff
03:31 - 03:33And Navarro, Saunders.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe I'll go down to the SkyDome just for the fun of the game.
03:46 - 03:49I've heard the parking and food is moderately priced.
03:53 - 03:56Fuckity fuck.