| 00:00 - 00:03 | So after the series loss in Baltimore |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have moved down to Houston, Texas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And over to the ballpark named after juice |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Which has an oversized train on top of it... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And presumably something to do with guns and Jesus across the street here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And obviously we won the first game |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | After Hutchison left with the lead |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wilner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wilner assures you it'll all be okay |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But Wilner says we lost |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who only goes to Jays games for the giveaways, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuckity fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fucking serious? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What do you mean we lost? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, I'm phoning in to JaysTalk tonight... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Wilner's going to hear a shitload from me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm a real fan. A fucking diehard. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I try to watch all the fucking games. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I even have a Loup jersey. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My führer, Loup blew it this time. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the fuck in the world did this fucking happen? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My führer, there was lots of weak contact. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, bullshit. What did he do? Walk Chris Carter? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm done with this. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Un-fucking-believable. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hutchison finally leaves with the lead into the 7th. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Loup blows it like the Village People! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | [German words] |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | [something about Wilner] |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Always bring in that kid Osuna |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or else we're going to fucking lose it somehow! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's been 22 years. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let me pound my chest in frustration. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And shake my fists at the baseball gods for this curse! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Loup. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Enough is enough with this goddamn bullshit baseball. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Oh, I am so phoning into JaysTalk this time. I really am. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We finally get a decent start from Hutchison. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And just for him, we blow it! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Might as well bring back Brian Tallet for $5 so he can blow it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Bautista might be able to comb his hair soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I used to be so joyous. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean - at least we still have Stroman... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To pitch and stuff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Navarro, Saunders. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll go down to the SkyDome just for the fun of the game. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've heard the parking and food is moderately priced. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuckity fuck. |
