| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our members are struggling in expeditions. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The healing loadout is not working. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | xBongsniper420x and BMG_Billy's groups wiped at the Burrower on Round 2 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Crimefighter spam did better, but not by much. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | YoloSwaggins made it to Round 4 only by spending 10 Hunter Reqs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, it is challenging content. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Consortium probably can't even get a group together. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Consortium... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Consortium has been steamrolling Expeditions since Alcatraz came out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our members are begging them for help. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has bought gear from Dixie Cougar and Integral, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Consortium has like THREE MEMBERS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's not even enough to make a full group! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are the best clan in Defiance |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We kill the Warmaster 50 times a day |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We kept everyone fully healed during SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Their clan leaders sat out Armistice because the weapons weren't tradable |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can they possibly survive in Expeditions without the extra Carving Knives? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Expeditions require skill and preparation-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BULLS***! This is a console port! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we just have to redo our loadouts. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, we just need to glitch 10 more people into the f***ing instance. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All this talk of skill |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I played this game in beta |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Never did the devs tell us we'd have to learn to raid |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pull all nighters just to get to Round 5 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is supposed to be a casual game |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where you can be yourself and do what feels good |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Use weapons with bad DPS and still score high! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the hell does Solicea think she is, kicking people for healing with BMGs? She's a dictator, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was in elementary school |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We played Mario Kart every afternoon |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I dominated all the other kids with banana peels |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How dare you suggest to me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That my orange Volge Battle Rifle and Shield Spanner |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Have no place in the metagame? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Use bullet guns," they said |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "You'll do more damage," they said |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have they played PvP lately?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can always zerg more Warmasters. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I got this purple Blighter from a bitstore lockbox |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Spent so much arkforge upgrading rarity and remastering it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Only to get owned |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | By boomer spam in Freight Yard |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well, at least we don't need rigs to farm WM |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | As long as people rez each other |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can probably kill him with as few as 40. |
