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Hitler's clan fails at Defiance Expeditions
Hitler's clan strugglers to succeed in the new content in the hardcore raiding game 'Defiance'.

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00:00 - 00:03Our members are struggling in expeditions.
00:04 - 00:05The healing loadout is not working.
00:05 - 00:07xBongsniper420x and BMG_Billy's groups wiped at the Burrower on Round 2
00:08 - 00:12Crimefighter spam did better, but not by much.
00:12 - 00:15YoloSwaggins made it to Round 4 only by spending 10 Hunter Reqs
00:17 - 00:19Well, it is challenging content.
00:19 - 00:21Consortium probably can't even get a group together.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Consortium...
00:31 - 00:33The Consortium has been steamrolling Expeditions since Alcatraz came out.
00:34 - 00:36Our members are begging them for help.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has bought gear from Dixie Cougar and Integral, get out.
01:13 - 01:15HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?
01:15 - 01:17The Consortium has like THREE MEMBERS!
01:18 - 01:23That's not even enough to make a full group!
01:25 - 01:28We are the best clan in Defiance
01:29 - 01:31We kill the Warmaster 50 times a day
01:31 - 01:34We kept everyone fully healed during SS!
01:34 - 01:37Their clan leaders sat out Armistice because the weapons weren't tradable
01:37 - 01:40How can they possibly survive in Expeditions without the extra Carving Knives?
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, Expeditions require skill and preparation--
01:42 - 01:46BULLS***! This is a console port!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, we just have to redo our loadouts.
01:48 - 01:52No, we just need to glitch 10 more people into the f***ing instance.
01:53 - 01:54All this talk of skill
01:56 - 01:57I played this game in beta
01:57 - 02:00Never did the devs tell us we'd have to learn to raid
02:00 - 02:03Pull all nighters just to get to Round 5
02:04 - 02:08This is supposed to be a casual game
02:08 - 02:13Where you can be yourself and do what feels good
02:14 - 02:16Use weapons with bad DPS and still score high!
02:17 - 02:21Who the hell does Solicea think she is, kicking people for healing with BMGs? She's a dictator, like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29When I was in elementary school
02:30 - 02:34We played Mario Kart every afternoon
02:34 - 02:36I dominated all the other kids with banana peels
02:41 - 02:42How dare you suggest to me
02:43 - 02:47That my orange Volge Battle Rifle and Shield Spanner
02:48 - 02:53Have no place in the metagame?
02:54 - 02:56"Use bullet guns," they said
02:56 - 02:59"You'll do more damage," they said
03:00 - 03:02Have they played PvP lately?!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can always zerg more Warmasters.
03:14 - 03:16I got this purple Blighter from a bitstore lockbox
03:19 - 03:23Spent so much arkforge upgrading rarity and remastering it
03:25 - 03:26Only to get owned
03:31 - 03:33By boomer spam in Freight Yard
03:40 - 03:46Well, at least we don't need rigs to farm WM
03:46 - 03:49As long as people rez each other
03:53 - 03:56We can probably kill him with as few as 40.