00:00 - 00:03my Fuhrer, your FP1 paper has just been marked
00:04 - 00:05it appears that you crumbled
00:05 - 00:07to the summation proof on question 6, and the very last part of question 8.
00:08 - 00:12despite the fact that youve never had to expand into a cubic before
00:12 - 00:15this was the easiest way to grab an easy 6 marks
00:17 - 00:19Its fine, i can afford to lose the marks
00:19 - 00:21my integrity may be impaired, but my A is safe
00:24 - 00:26umm my lord...
00:27 - 00:28actually.....
00:31 - 00:33The grade boundaries have been increased by 15%
00:34 - 00:36You failed to achieve an A grade by one mark
00:53 - 00:58i hope to god my officers brought spare underwear because shit is about to go down
01:13 - 01:15What the BLOODY FUCK!!!!
01:15 - 01:17They told me 80% was a fucking A!
01:18 - 01:23Now ive lost my bet with that dick Tom Roper, and lost a whole FUCKING TEN POUNDS!!!
01:25 - 01:28How am i going to pay for my weed now eh!!!!
01:29 - 01:31ohhh and i was so looking forward to getting baked as shit with my boys
01:31 - 01:34now i have to fucking tell them im a failure!!
01:34 - 01:37when i get my hands on that mr simpson, im going to fucking skin him with a fucking potato peeler
01:37 - 01:40and make a fucking rug out of it and shit on it!!!!!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer there a war going on the enemy is closing in from all sides
01:42 - 01:46Do I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE BLOODY WAR
01:46 - 01:48But sir our empire is falling apart
01:48 - 01:52Get the fuck out of my face before i skin you too
01:53 - 01:54Further Maths!!!???
01:56 - 01:57more like further fucking bullcrap shit cunt dickhead bollocks!!!
01:57 - 02:00Bollocks, BOLLOCKS I TELL YOU!!!!!
02:00 - 02:03i feel the weight of a thousands sigma's on my shoulders
02:04 - 02:08WHERE n>100000000!!!!!!
02:08 - 02:13and oooooh its not just a sum of 1 to n for r
02:14 - 02:16its r FUCKING CUBED
02:17 - 02:21Bring me the heads of every fucking maths teacher, so i can 'prove by induction' i can eat human heads!!!!
02:27 - 02:29ive been left with no choice
02:30 - 02:34my finest hunter shall bear blood to maths for me
02:34 - 02:36the kraken of the maths world
02:41 - 02:42Release.....
02:43 - 02:47MR VARLEY UPON THEIR SOULS!!!!!!
02:48 - 02:53i heard his last victim suffered pain so great
02:54 - 02:56he became a fucking HYPERBOLA!
02:56 - 02:59WITH THREE ASYMPTOTES!
03:00 - 03:02And not just lame ones, ones with fucking letters!!!!
03:04 - 03:07crying will not save you from mr varley
03:14 - 03:16i feel like my child has been slaughtered
03:19 - 03:23its all over
03:25 - 03:26where am i going to get my money to pay thomsas Roper
03:31 - 03:33maybe if i sell my child
03:40 - 03:46i will have some remaining dollar for a load of bud
03:46 - 03:49and me and kyle
03:53 - 03:56will paint this town red