| 00:00 - 00:03 | my Fuhrer, your FP1 paper has just been marked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it appears that you crumbled |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the summation proof on question 6, and the very last part of question 8. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | despite the fact that youve never had to expand into a cubic before |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this was the easiest way to grab an easy 6 marks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its fine, i can afford to lose the marks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my integrity may be impaired, but my A is safe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | umm my lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | actually..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The grade boundaries have been increased by 15% |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You failed to achieve an A grade by one mark |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | i hope to god my officers brought spare underwear because shit is about to go down |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the BLOODY FUCK!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They told me 80% was a fucking A! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now ive lost my bet with that dick Tom Roper, and lost a whole FUCKING TEN POUNDS!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How am i going to pay for my weed now eh!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ohhh and i was so looking forward to getting baked as shit with my boys |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now i have to fucking tell them im a failure!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | when i get my hands on that mr simpson, im going to fucking skin him with a fucking potato peeler |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and make a fucking rug out of it and shit on it!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer there a war going on the enemy is closing in from all sides |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE BLOODY WAR |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir our empire is falling apart |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Get the fuck out of my face before i skin you too |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Further Maths!!!??? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | more like further fucking bullcrap shit cunt dickhead bollocks!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bollocks, BOLLOCKS I TELL YOU!!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | i feel the weight of a thousands sigma's on my shoulders |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHERE n>100000000!!!!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and oooooh its not just a sum of 1 to n for r |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | its r FUCKING CUBED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bring me the heads of every fucking maths teacher, so i can 'prove by induction' i can eat human heads!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ive been left with no choice |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my finest hunter shall bear blood to maths for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the kraken of the maths world |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Release..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MR VARLEY UPON THEIR SOULS!!!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i heard his last victim suffered pain so great |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he became a fucking HYPERBOLA! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WITH THREE ASYMPTOTES! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And not just lame ones, ones with fucking letters!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | crying will not save you from mr varley |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i feel like my child has been slaughtered |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its all over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | where am i going to get my money to pay thomsas Roper |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe if i sell my child |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | i will have some remaining dollar for a load of bud |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and me and kyle |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | will paint this town red |
