| 00:00 - 00:05 | So this guy Jim Murphy phones me up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Says he has a plan to get Labour in power |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Turn it around on the SNP |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Beat the filthy separatists |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Hes going to lose his own seat! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its true! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | An MP? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Jim will be stacking shelves by June |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "Do you have a clubcard?" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Its true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He couldnt run a bath never mind Scotland |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Waving his wee cards with his rent a mob |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Vote Labour he cries! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | SNP are over 50%! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | 100,000 members! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Miliband in nicolas pocket! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Jim the Branch office manager! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Jim and his wee pink van! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I'm no unionist he shouts! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He got hit with an egg and went down like it was a grenade! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Wee Jim and Deputy Dug |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Crying over his union jack! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then he goes, wait |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We will pledge more nurses |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Fund it by the english! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Healthcare is devolved! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Hes going to be selling socks in George Square! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Two for a pound! Two for a pound! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Manage the country? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Couldnt manage his dinner! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | In his union jack boxer shorts |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Its about the man in the street! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | A champagne socialist! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Flipping flats in London! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A million in expenses? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | A million aye! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He's lost the plot! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Big creepy Jim! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what of the campaign so far? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I suppose they have a chance of one or two MPs |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Big Jim says he can hold all 41 maybe |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Sorry got carried away there |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But Deputy Dug! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Vote Labour she says! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Her dads an SNP Member! |
