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Scottish Labour 2015
Jim Murphy phones an ordinary Scottish person.

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00:00 - 00:05So this guy Jim Murphy phones me up
00:05 - 00:07Says he has a plan to get Labour in power
00:07 - 00:10Turn it around on the SNP
00:11 - 00:16Beat the filthy separatists
00:17 - 00:21Hes going to lose his own seat!
00:21 - 00:24Its true!
00:26 - 00:28An MP?
00:29 - 00:31Jim will be stacking shelves by June
00:31 - 00:34"Do you have a clubcard?"
00:38 - 00:40Its true!
00:41 - 00:47He couldnt run a bath never mind Scotland
00:47 - 00:50Waving his wee cards with his rent a mob
00:50 - 00:56Vote Labour he cries!
00:58 - 00:59SNP are over 50%!
00:59 - 01:01100,000 members!
01:04 - 01:06Miliband in nicolas pocket!
01:06 - 01:08Jim the Branch office manager!
01:13 - 01:14Its true!
01:14 - 01:16Jim and his wee pink van!
01:16 - 01:20I'm no unionist he shouts!
01:21 - 01:27He got hit with an egg and went down like it was a grenade!
01:35 - 01:36Wee Jim and Deputy Dug
01:36 - 01:39Crying over his union jack!
01:41 - 01:44Then he goes, wait
01:44 - 01:47We will pledge more nurses
01:47 - 01:49Fund it by the english!
01:50 - 01:53Healthcare is devolved!
01:54 - 01:56Hes going to be selling socks in George Square!
01:56 - 01:58Two for a pound! Two for a pound!
01:58 - 02:02Manage the country?
02:05 - 02:07Couldnt manage his dinner!
02:11 - 02:13In his union jack boxer shorts
02:15 - 02:17Its about the man in the street!
02:17 - 02:20A champagne socialist!
02:21 - 02:28Flipping flats in London!
02:29 - 02:30A million in expenses?
02:30 - 02:32A million aye!
02:36 - 02:39He's lost the plot!
02:40 - 02:42Big creepy Jim!
02:56 - 02:58So what of the campaign so far?
02:58 - 03:04I suppose they have a chance of one or two MPs
03:04 - 03:09Big Jim says he can hold all 41 maybe
03:09 - 03:11Sorry got carried away there
03:16 - 03:20But Deputy Dug!
03:23 - 03:26Vote Labour she says!
03:31 - 03:36Her dads an SNP Member!