Hitler Reacts as a Principal Surveyor
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Hitler plans schedule for his survey office, when he finds out that a Shipowner has complained to a Corporate Officer.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are running at full capacity, and attendance requests keep flooding in. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here you see there are three (3) vessels at anchor... |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | ...and in addition to UWILD... |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | ...these ships need Boiler Survey and Intermediate Survey prior to departure. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So, you know that Surveyor is going to have a busy day. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Keep all these clients happy. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want a nasty-gram coming from Corporate. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Steiner Ship Management has gone over our heads... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...Steiner complained directly to a Corporate Officer. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those dealing with containers, vendors, audits...are dismissed. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You ship surveyors should be fired! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can you let this happen? You all should be fired! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is expected from those clowns standing outside the door. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Sure they call themselves, "Surveyors"... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...and make a lot of overtime money, the easy way. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ship Surveyors are the core of this Bureau, the S.S. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If that means working after hours without being paid... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...then that is exactly what you will do. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, we are fielding requests, consulting clients, and training new hires... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That is all crap, compared to a Shipowner threatening to go to another classification society. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, we are understaffed. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just wait until Harvard Business Grads have filled every management position in this Bureau! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are imbeciles! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have served this industry for over 30 years. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sailed as a Chief Engineer on board an LNG carrier... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...and was Superintendent to a fleet of 12 vessels. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody in the real world understands our industry. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And my bitch wife almost divorced me, which forced me to become a Surveyor in the first place. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My compensation is a laughing stock to all my classmates. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And after all this dedication, I'm nothing but an over-glorified babysitter: TO ALL OF YOU! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No longer do I use my company car for personal travel. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Although some would never suspect...I like my vacation time. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Puts lead in your pencil. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm tired. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When a jack-off Shipowner complains to a self-important, jack-off Vice President... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...then the shit always rolls downhill on me, the jack-off. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Starting this job, of course I'd get paid less. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But now I bring in $4-million a year, and still get paid less! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And our Quality System, it's a bloody joke! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You're a contractor. You're getting paid to listen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Of course we're understaffed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sailors spend more time at home than we do. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I was one of you... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...the Ship Surveyors. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And one of these days, I will share a drink with each and every one of you... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and it won't be at the lame Christmas Party. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You will not be able to expense it. |