| 00:00 - 00:03 | JR we have a major problem |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have received word that a few of the lads are gone on the sauce |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they started in castle and are now in henrys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the jim jim, mustard, crouchy and hodger |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a few more, we think they are heading for Taafes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | oh shite, well at least tommy lall isnt with them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that would be a full disaster |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | JR |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we think |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | tommy lall organised it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tommy lall and johnny mullins to be exact |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | id advise anyone who didnt know about this to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they playing at |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who the fuck do they think they are |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the minute shane comes home, they go wrong |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ill break their legs every last one of them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | shane will sleep in the shed tonight |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the whole lot is in a shite now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they wont be home for months |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | by jaysus they will regret crossing me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | jaysus it cant be all shanes fault |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | of course it is, by fuck ill run the shite out of them when i get them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | maybe they wont go too hard on it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | mullins and tommy lall are there, their fucked |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | wait till i get them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ill run them from the pitch to ballinasloe |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ill line the roads with there puke the pricks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they wont look at drink ever again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we will get relegated because of this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | back down intermediate we will go and it will be good enough for them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | after all my hard work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | driving around the country, organising challenges, running up my phone bill |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | even poor oul mustard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i didnt think he would do this to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we are in the shite now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | why did i take on this bloody job again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | no bloody thanks thats all u get in this job |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ill have to go to plan B |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | looks like we will have to bring back forty |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | at least we can have a bloody sing song |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay he is going to bring back forty |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | he is flat out training i hear |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | onto my chest and ill do the rest |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | give her large |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | mustard and hodge will be delighted |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | it would be sick unreal |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he can go back centre forward and we can drop cyril |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | all we need now is squire |
