| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have been keeping a close eye on the standings |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It would appear the Pens and Sens hold the last two wild card spots. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but the Panthers have been eliminated. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It would also appear the Habs are going to win the Atlantic |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Lightning will come in second. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Bruins? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What seed will they be? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Bruins.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Bruins have been all but eliminated... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They lost to the Panthers last night... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Chara is over the hill please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE PANTHERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE OTHER FLORIDA TEAM! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE HAVE BEATEN THEIR ASS FOR YEARS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and the one time we need to beat them we can't! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are not the Lightning for fuck sake! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and you mean to tell me Rask let in 4 goals to them?!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking useless we are Boston for god sake! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We are always suppose to be in the playoffs. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher they scored three times in the 3rd there was nothing they could do |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | LUCIC SHOULD OF SPEARED THEM! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuher not even Chara could stop them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you to combine him with a bear not a giraffe. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now he just looks like a tree! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about Marchand where was he? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sticking his nose where it doesn't belong? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That fucking rat! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't fucking believe this! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I just wan't another fucking cup to gloat about. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | GOD DAMN YOU PANTHERS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll have them sent to Russia to join the KHL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I already bought playoff tickets |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now what? they are worthless to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I can't sell them for shit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fucking assholes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those fucking ticket office assholes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Hopefully I can get a full refund. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or else they will be used as tissue paper for my tears. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | along with my Lucic jersey |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those are some expensive tissues! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay i'm sure we will have a good draft. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we will get Mcdavid now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we should of tanked earlier in the year, like the Leafs, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Assholes.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our cup hopes are all but over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we have Pastrnak he knows how to score. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Should of kept Seguin as well |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I cry every time. |
