00:00 - 00:05Finally have all our SOPs and they knock on the door..come over here

00:05 - 00:07we need you guys to write another SOP before you go

00:07 - 00:10what now? I said. Its friday

00:11 - 00:16Its been a long week I just want to go and have a drink

00:17 - 00:21They want an SOP on the combination to the safe

00:21 - 00:24The safe...

00:26 - 00:28and... and...

00:29 - 00:31an Encase quote

00:31 - 00:34an SOP on how to lock the safe...

00:38 - 00:40Freaking Safe

00:41 - 00:47turn right, left, right, turn right again and pull

00:47 - 00:50then they wanted an SOP on how to get

00:50 - 00:56and listen to this...

00:58 - 00:59an SOP

00:59 - 01:01on how getting quotes for products

01:04 - 01:06Products we dont use

01:06 - 01:08to have meetings

01:13 - 01:14The safe ...hahaha

01:14 - 01:16whats next ?

01:16 - 01:20an SOP on how to close the safe ?

01:21 - 01:27and then one on how to walk to your car

01:35 - 01:36This place is a joke

01:36 - 01:39Another SOP

01:41 - 01:44then they were like no seriously some people dont know

01:44 - 01:47how to open safes

01:47 - 01:49and the quote part...

01:50 - 01:53I was " yes sir, righ....

01:54 - 01:56right away sir

01:56 - 01:58i wrote a two sentenace SOP

01:58 - 02:02for now

02:05 - 02:07the safe...

02:10 - 02:11a quo...a quote..

02:11 - 02:13for something we dont us...

02:15 - 02:17I stayed to get a drink

02:17 - 02:20then they brought up Chris Parker

02:21 - 02:28WTF does he have to do with an SOP

02:29 - 02:30that guy

02:30 - 02:32yeah that one

02:36 - 02:39he was still trying to get in..

02:40 - 02:42incredible

02:50 - 02:55finally got the encase quote..

02:56 - 02:58was that it..

02:58 - 03:04of course not, the wanted to talk about something else

03:04 - 03:09Qradar....

03:09 - 03:11and a 3 year plan

03:16 - 03:20I know i lost it...hahaha

03:23 - 03:26and lets not even talk about netscout and their mail.

03:31 - 03:36suspicious package, hazmat suits, decomtamination