| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are losing customers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To Amazon and HomeShop18 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jabong, Naptol, Yebhi, Yepmi are eating our lunch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bigbasket, ZopNow are entering new markets everyday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even Rediff shopping has better prices than us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am tying up with Airtel Zero, and destroying net neutrality |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That will get us new customers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein CEO |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mein CEO, Users are unistalling our apps |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And messing with our app rating |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Anyone who has ever used Airtel Zero, get out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Now, Anyone who uses Amazon more than flipkart get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have betrayed me, You told me Airtel zero was a good idea. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me we would get new users |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Have all of you studied at IIN? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [IINing intensifies] |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have you not deleted your Jabong receipts yet? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who cares about net neutrality? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want new customers, and I want it now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We need new launches |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can start a new #BigBillionDay sale, that always works |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So you are the #BigBillionDay guy, Einstein? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was a collective decision, Mein CEO |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | To hell with #BigBillionDay, and to hell with Net Neutrality |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you have how much money we have raised? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The investors want returns, NOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do I look like the guy who gives a damn about NetNeutrality |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am just in it for the money |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe we can find a job at WS Retail |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bah, ARGGHH |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We own SpanDeal and Myntra too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will make everyone join Airtel zero |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That will show these net neutrality retards |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who am I kidding? We don't compete on price |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now we can't compete on technology |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unfair network access is our only shot at success |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Can you trend #RahulGandhiSupportsNetNeutrality? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or get Rahul Dravid as AirTel Zero brand ambassador? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Gentlement, why are you just standing? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can we still gain new customers? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No? I thought so. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe they will check your email on Airtel network, it will too slow to check anything |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are done ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... if we don't change something quickly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get me Sunil Bharti Mittal on line |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | DO IT NOW |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will only be on Airtel Zero if... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They will sell their recharge cards |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ONLY on Flipkart |
