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00:00 - 00:03so they sell ice cream from a cart
00:04 - 00:05and they push that cart around
00:05 - 00:07to here and here
00:08 - 00:12then they push it back and they head home
00:12 - 00:15the next day they sell more and do the same thing all over again
00:17 - 00:19Okay then get me a choclate vanilla mix
00:19 - 00:21with sprinkles
00:24 - 00:26they dont have choclate and vanilla mix
00:27 - 00:28or
00:31 - 00:33sprinkles or any ice cream left
00:34 - 00:36or anything at all their sold out
00:53 - 00:58everyone who eats ice cream Get Out.
01:13 - 01:15ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION MEN.
01:15 - 01:17WHY ARE WE HERE?
01:18 - 01:23CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?
01:25 - 01:28WE ARE HERE TO MAKE ICE CREAM AND SELL IT
01:29 - 01:31SO WHY ARE WE KILLING JEWS AND WORKING THEM TO DEATH?
01:31 - 01:34GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ICE CREAM
01:34 - 01:37I AM TIRED OF KILLING JEWS I WANT MY ICE CREAM
01:37 - 01:40I NEED MY SUGAR I NEED SUGAR
01:40 - 01:42WE UNDERSTAND YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT
01:42 - 01:46YOU STUPID SOLDIER. YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE ICE CREAM NOT TASTE IT!
01:46 - 01:48WE HAVE NO COMMON SENSE
01:48 - 01:52THAT IS OBVIOUS DUMMY! YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK OF
01:53 - 01:54YOU EAT IT NOT RUB IT ON YOUR BACK
01:56 - 01:57STOP BEING SO SCARED OF FAILING
01:57 - 02:00AND GROW SOME BALLS
02:00 - 02:03AND MAKE SOME ICE CREAM
02:04 - 02:08YOU NEED TO MAKE ICE CREAM
02:08 - 02:13NOT KILL JEWS OR WORK THEM TO DEATH
02:14 - 02:16IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
02:17 - 02:21YOU STUPID NAIVE STUPID SUPER SOLDIERS
02:27 - 02:29i am sorry for calling you that
02:30 - 02:34but that is what you are
02:34 - 02:36you need to be like me
02:41 - 02:42Coragous and Healthy
02:43 - 02:47and not stupid and NAIVE LIKE A STUPID JERRY!!!!
02:48 - 02:53NOW YOU HAVE GOTTEN ME SOO UPSET YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED
02:54 - 02:56ME FAR BEYOND GAINING MY TRUST AGAIN!
02:56 - 02:59BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SO LOYAL TO ME LATELY
03:00 - 03:02I WILL LET THIS ONE SLIDE
03:04 - 03:07I KNOW HE IS A REALL DICK RIGHT
03:13 - 03:15now please exuse me while i calm down
03:19 - 03:23one cannot simply assume that i will let this go
03:25 - 03:26all of you soldiers need to stop being such dickheads
03:31 - 03:33and be couragous like me
03:40 - 03:46i was going to take you guyus out for dinner because i am gay
03:46 - 03:49but you have changed my opinion of guys
03:53 - 03:56i like women now