00:00 - 00:03 | Did you know it is Simons birthday? |
00:03 - 00:08 | nigga shit |
00:04 - 00:05 | He is having a birthday party at auschwitz |
00:05 - 00:07 | he has located his dildos here |
00:08 - 00:12 | i dont have a penis |
00:12 - 00:15 | i understand you only have one testicle but can you spare me this burdon |
00:17 - 00:19 | no you fucking dumbass |
00:19 - 00:21 | My dick smegma is smellier than evan's sock |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | that is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Evan's sock smells like incest between to organic farmers |
00:34 - 00:36 | i volunteer to get sucked off |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who didn't have a bite of my organic parmesan dick chease last week please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | do you take me for a fool |
01:15 - 01:17 | my penis hardens with this thought |
01:18 - 01:23 | my dick cheese tastes like a slice of heaven! |
01:25 - 01:28 | and it smells like charlotte |
01:29 - 01:31 | and she has fish odor syndrome |
01:31 - 01:34 | i want him now |
01:34 - 01:37 | Evan and tell him to bring his sock |
01:37 - 01:40 | i wanna fuck larry king |
01:40 - 01:42 | sir larry king is dead |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to protest necrophilia |
01:46 - 01:48 | sir you could get aids or herpes its not safe |
01:48 - 01:52 | i already have aids and herpes and crabs dumbass |
01:53 - 01:54 | my testicle grows red with tortion |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | how bout i fuck bob saget and larry king at the same time |
02:00 - 02:03 | my penis grows green with envy |
02:04 - 02:08 | im sorry that was random i am very horney |
02:08 - 02:13 | we have word that Evan had sex when he was 9 |
02:14 - 02:16 | your kids will have sex at 8 |
02:17 - 02:21 | there dicks will explore every ass in Europe even Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | they will bear the same condom that i wore |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
02:34 - 02:36 | i have decided that i will let them eat my (dick)cheesecake |
02:41 - 02:42 | they cant eat the whole thing though |
02:43 - 02:47 | my wife ate the whole thing and she got AIDS |
02:48 - 02:53 | my penis is getting hard |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Tell them that before i die i will pistol whip all their hostages |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | its ok charlotte, i think he was kidding |
03:14 - 03:16 | i am goin to the mall tomorrow |
03:19 - 03:23 | and pissing and shitting everywhere |
03:25 - 03:26 | my penis |
03:31 - 03:33 | is red and white and exploding as we speak |
03:40 - 03:46 | if you are uncomfortable with this |
03:46 - 03:49 | just remember it is just tortion not smegma |
03:53 - 03:56 | for now get me evan |