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Happy Birthday Simon
Did you know it is Simons birthday? nigga shit He is having a birthday party at auschwitz he has located his dildos here i dont have a penis i understand you only have one testicle but can you spare me this burdon

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00:00 - 00:03Did you know it is Simons birthday?
00:03 - 00:08nigga shit
00:04 - 00:05He is having a birthday party at auschwitz
00:05 - 00:07he has located his dildos here
00:08 - 00:12i dont have a penis
00:12 - 00:15i understand you only have one testicle but can you spare me this burdon
00:17 - 00:19no you fucking dumbass
00:19 - 00:21My dick smegma is smellier than evan's sock
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28that is...
00:31 - 00:33Evan's sock smells like incest between to organic farmers
00:34 - 00:36i volunteer to get sucked off
00:53 - 00:58everyone who didn't have a bite of my organic parmesan dick chease last week please leave
01:13 - 01:15do you take me for a fool
01:15 - 01:17my penis hardens with this thought
01:18 - 01:23my dick cheese tastes like a slice of heaven!
01:25 - 01:28and it smells like charlotte
01:29 - 01:31and she has fish odor syndrome
01:31 - 01:34i want him now
01:34 - 01:37Evan and tell him to bring his sock
01:37 - 01:40i wanna fuck larry king
01:40 - 01:42sir larry king is dead
01:42 - 01:46Is that any excuse to protest necrophilia
01:46 - 01:48sir you could get aids or herpes its not safe
01:48 - 01:52i already have aids and herpes and crabs dumbass
01:53 - 01:54my testicle grows red with tortion
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00how bout i fuck bob saget and larry king at the same time
02:00 - 02:03my penis grows green with envy
02:04 - 02:08im sorry that was random i am very horney
02:08 - 02:13we have word that Evan had sex when he was 9
02:14 - 02:16your kids will have sex at 8
02:17 - 02:21there dicks will explore every ass in Europe even Stalin
02:27 - 02:29they will bear the same condom that i wore
02:30 - 02:34If only they would learn from history
02:34 - 02:36i have decided that i will let them eat my (dick)cheesecake
02:41 - 02:42they cant eat the whole thing though
02:43 - 02:47my wife ate the whole thing and she got AIDS
02:48 - 02:53my penis is getting hard
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Tell them that before i die i will pistol whip all their hostages
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:07its ok charlotte, i think he was kidding
03:14 - 03:16i am goin to the mall tomorrow
03:19 - 03:23and pissing and shitting everywhere
03:25 - 03:26my penis
03:31 - 03:33is red and white and exploding as we speak
03:40 - 03:46if you are uncomfortable with this
03:46 - 03:49just remember it is just tortion not smegma
03:53 - 03:56for now get me evan