Memphis Coach Reacts to ND Women's Tennis
561 views • 4/1/2013
It will be Senior Day in South Bend, with McGaffigan looking to take the courts by storm She has been conditioning non-stop for this day. She likes to place drop shots here and here And Line Judge Moses is always on her side for her close shots Her teammates are equally fearsome, known to ingest the hearts of small mammals before first service No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support.
00:00 - 00:03 | It will be Senior Day in South Bend, with McGaffigan looking to take the courts by storm |
00:04 - 00:05 | She has been conditioning non-stop for this day. |
00:05 - 00:07 | She likes to place drop shots here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | And Line Judge Moses is always on her side for her close shots |
00:12 - 00:15 | Her teammates are equally fearsome, known to ingest the hearts of small mammals before first service |
00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support. |
00:19 - 00:21 | No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Coach... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Ra... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Racqueteers will be present. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Their poet drafts the Facebook event as we speak. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you have ever considered any sport more important than women's tennis, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | THE RACQUETEERS!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | A damn student section at the match! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I knew Louderback was up to something in South Bend! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Every week teams go to the Eck and return minus |
01:29 - 01:31 | their ballboy, probably banished to Zahm's basement! |
01:31 - 01:34 | And McGaffigan! Who ever knew angels played tennis! |
01:34 - 01:37 | She and Kilner lay waste to anyone brave enough to hit a ball in their area code. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
01:40 - 01:42 | Coach LTW, we believe our slice will be an effective counter |
01:42 - 01:46 | Slice? That's if Chrissie doesn't slice you down first! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Yes I have reviewed the tape and |
01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit! She moves too fast for a mere camera to catch her graceful movements! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Like Katherine's serve! We can't touch it! |
01:56 - 01:57 | That cannon is protected by the second amendment!! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Britney and J-Sabs are an even better pair than cookies and milk |
02:00 - 02:03 | No one can stop their parabolic lobs and piercing winners! |
02:04 - 02:08 | They have a coop in the back for all the chicken dinners they get from winners |
02:08 - 02:13 | "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!" |
02:14 - 02:16 | Our players will have their minds blown from the lyrical genius of the Cat in the Hat |
02:17 - 02:21 | They're going to WIN, especially with QUINN! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And Julie VRABEL, she is more than ABLE. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Darby MOUNTFORD, doesn't need the LORD. |
02:34 - 02:36 | JOHANA makes me BANANAS. |
02:41 - 02:47 | Dammit... Dammit! I'm rhyming too! Curse my three first names! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Why couldn't I have been named something badass like Louderback or Flores? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Those very names strike fear deep in my heart. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to be slaughtered! Totally dismembered! |
03:00 - 03:02 | They will dismantle us piece by piece! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure your match will be over quick. 0-6, 0-6. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Do you know what the worst part is? |
03:19 - 03:23 | There's not going to be any fro-yo for us to drown our sorrows in. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Lord that stuff is delicious. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe Molly O will be kind enough to serve us some |
03:40 - 03:46 | She is the sweetest thing when she's not ripping us apart at the net. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They'll win, as sure as Max being drunk at the match |
03:53 - 03:56 | Damn Max is hot. |
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