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Memphis Coach Reacts to ND Women's Tennis
It will be Senior Day in South Bend, with McGaffigan looking to take the courts by storm She has been conditioning non-stop for this day. She likes to place drop shots here and here And Line Judge Moses is always on her side for her close shots Her teammates are equally fearsome, known to ingest the hearts of small mammals before first service No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support.

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00:00 - 00:03It will be Senior Day in South Bend, with McGaffigan looking to take the courts by storm
00:04 - 00:05She has been conditioning non-stop for this day.
00:05 - 00:07She likes to place drop shots here and here
00:08 - 00:12And Line Judge Moses is always on her side for her close shots
00:12 - 00:15Her teammates are equally fearsome, known to ingest the hearts of small mammals before first service
00:17 - 00:19No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support.
00:19 - 00:21No matter, the ND Women's tennis team will have no fan support.
00:24 - 00:26Coach...
00:27 - 00:28The Ra...
00:31 - 00:33The Racqueteers will be present.
00:34 - 00:36Their poet drafts the Facebook event as we speak.
00:53 - 00:58If you have ever considered any sport more important than women's tennis, get out.
01:13 - 01:15THE RACQUETEERS!!
01:15 - 01:17A damn student section at the match!
01:18 - 01:23I knew Louderback was up to something in South Bend!
01:25 - 01:28Every week teams go to the Eck and return minus
01:29 - 01:31their ballboy, probably banished to Zahm's basement!
01:31 - 01:34And McGaffigan! Who ever knew angels played tennis!
01:34 - 01:37She and Kilner lay waste to anyone brave enough to hit a ball in their area code.
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Coach LTW, we believe our slice will be an effective counter
01:42 - 01:46Slice? That's if Chrissie doesn't slice you down first!
01:46 - 01:48Yes I have reviewed the tape and
01:48 - 01:52Bullshit! She moves too fast for a mere camera to catch her graceful movements!
01:53 - 01:54Like Katherine's serve! We can't touch it!
01:56 - 01:57That cannon is protected by the second amendment!!
01:57 - 02:00Britney and J-Sabs are an even better pair than cookies and milk
02:00 - 02:03No one can stop their parabolic lobs and piercing winners!
02:04 - 02:08They have a coop in the back for all the chicken dinners they get from winners
02:08 - 02:13"Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"
02:14 - 02:16Our players will have their minds blown from the lyrical genius of the Cat in the Hat
02:17 - 02:21They're going to WIN, especially with QUINN!
02:27 - 02:29And Julie VRABEL, she is more than ABLE.
02:30 - 02:34Darby MOUNTFORD, doesn't need the LORD.
02:34 - 02:36JOHANA makes me BANANAS.
02:41 - 02:47Dammit... Dammit! I'm rhyming too! Curse my three first names!
02:48 - 02:53Why couldn't I have been named something badass like Louderback or Flores?
02:54 - 02:56Those very names strike fear deep in my heart.
02:56 - 02:59We're going to be slaughtered! Totally dismembered!
03:00 - 03:02They will dismantle us piece by piece!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'm sure your match will be over quick. 0-6, 0-6.
03:14 - 03:16Do you know what the worst part is?
03:19 - 03:23There's not going to be any fro-yo for us to drown our sorrows in.
03:25 - 03:26Lord that stuff is delicious.
03:31 - 03:33Maybe Molly O will be kind enough to serve us some
03:40 - 03:46She is the sweetest thing when she's not ripping us apart at the net.
03:46 - 03:49They'll win, as sure as Max being drunk at the match
03:53 - 03:56Damn Max is hot.