| 00:00 - 00:04 | Hey bruv, how was your nite out? |
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| 00:00 - 00:00 | Okay. You want to know what this site does? |
| 00:00 - 00:00 | You've been watching it the whole time |
| 00:00 - 00:00 | You can use it to add captions to Youtube videos. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was good. |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Thats not wot i heard? |
| 00:09 - 00:15 | Well it was all good untill we went for food & that bastard Paul Smith nicked me bitch! |
| 00:15 - 00:24 | Not Paul Smith from Chatham with the ice cream van? |
| 00:25 - 00:34 | Yeah thats him! I was asking her if she wanted 6inches or 12? Then he scooped her up & ran off with her pampers on show! |
| 00:35 - 00:39 | Ive heard that the Germans have a bounty on his head for the control of Chatham town! |
| 00:40 - 00:59 | Well bruv, Chatham man or not, i jumped out of the silvercross! I wanted to do him with me rattle & mess him up with the teething ring! |
| 01:08 - 01:14 | Not the teething ring? He must have really got to ya! |
| 01:21 - 01:28 | Oh bruva, it was the echo's of laughter all around me, they were winding me up like a jack in the box! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | So wot we going to do about this fucking Paul smith? |
| 01:40 - 01:52 | Do you know wot, im over it now, i think we should just piss in his ice cream & leave him to the gestapo!! |
