| 00:34 - 00:36 | The majority or the class of 2015 believe the same thing. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I swear to you the students will regret this. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will FAIL every last ONE OF THEM! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you idiots, did you even try to sway their opinions? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW COULD SUCH A FLAWED VIEWPOINT SPREAD AMONG FIRST YEARS? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ARE YOU NOT TEACHING THEM!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dr. Rosenthal, we use "Delivering Healthcare in America".. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I COULD GIVE A SHIT, ABOUT "DELIVERING HEALTHCARE IN AMERICA"! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dr. Rosenthal, we also have the inequality video.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE INEQUALITY VIDEO WILL NOT BE SHOWN UNTIL TWO WEEKS, YOU IDIOT!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS CLASS WAS IT!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS CLASS OF 2015 WAS TO TELL THE WORLD .... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... OF HOW WONDERFUL OBAMACARE IS. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YET SOMEHOW WE RECRUITED THE FUCKING TEA PARTY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE EVEN MADE A BILL TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR THEM TO GET A JOB IN KENTUCKY! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOW WE HAVE TO SIDE WITH NURSE PRACTITIONERS TO KEEP THE BILL FROM PASSING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE MAY EVEN NEED THOSE GODDAMN ACUPUNCTURISTS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND THIS MOREHEAD GROUP IS A PAIN IN OUR ASS EVERY YEAR!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Morehead's campus was to spread the universal healthcare message. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ....instead, the only students who apply there are conservative Republicans! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They infect everything we try to do here. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should have realized... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No one takes a MICHAEL MOORE documentary serious after he directed that piece of shit movie "Canadian Bacon"!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is there any other liberal director who's film advocates for universal healthcare? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've cursed us by selecting a MICHEAL MOORE film. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | .... I may as well have dug it up from an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ANY CHANCE OF BRAINWASHING THIS CLASS IS NOW CURSED!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK... We're only accepting Canadians next year.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish someone here knew how to lift curses... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe if I sacrifice one of you, this curse will be broken... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where is Kevin Schuer? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe if I sacrifice Kevin, this curse will be lifted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sometimes, I think that my title as Director of Bioethics means students will believe what I say without question. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... I can hope that I will have less trouble out of next years class... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... if I get to teach next year... |
