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Laughing at Matt Taylor transfer
Steve Lansdown explains how the Matt Taylor transfer came about (parody)

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00:00 - 00:05I asked al-Qadi how much is the release clause...
00:05 - 00:07....c'mon tell me - your secret's safe!
00:07 - 00:10Wael said £300K
00:11 - 00:16and said that Matt would stay because of "da quarters"
00:17 - 00:21I just put a £300K cheque there on the table
00:21 - 00:24£300K !!!
00:29 - 00:31£300K !!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:31 - 00:34"consider the release clause triggered"
00:38 - 00:40fucking tinpot!
00:41 - 00:47they were selling their best player for £300K
00:47 - 00:50the stupid gasheads adored him
00:50 - 00:56posting stupid songs on Youtube and shit
00:58 - 00:59and I paid less money
00:59 - 01:01than I make cleaning my teeth in the morning!
01:04 - 01:06and who did they replace him with?
01:06 - 01:08No-one thats who!!
01:13 - 01:14£300K
01:14 - 01:16how fucking tinpot can that club be!
01:16 - 01:20They now have a city fan upfront!
01:21 - 01:27Darrell Clarke must be doing his nut
01:35 - 01:36He said he wouldnt be sold for less than 10 Million
01:36 - 01:39Happy Days!
01:41 - 01:44But seriously
01:44 - 01:47 I thought I'd be fair to Wael
01:47 - 01:49so i said here
01:51 - 01:52here's £500 to help with the ground
01:58 - 02:02it was B&Q vouchers!
02:05 - 02:07"get some more chairs!"
02:10 - 02:11they are seriously tinpot
02:11 - 02:13they need £40 Million to build a stadium
02:15 - 02:17and Wael hasnt got that kind of money
02:17 - 02:20Their fans think he's loaded
02:21 - 02:28but he doesn't have that kind of cash
02:29 - 02:30Did Higgs know this?
02:30 - 02:32Higgs knew alright!
02:36 - 02:39We dont really care if Taylor works out
02:40 - 02:42we cant lose
02:50 - 02:55What a great deadline day
02:56 - 02:58Where will Taylor play?
02:58 - 03:04Up front I guess...
03:04 - 03:09if he doesnt work out
03:09 - 03:11we can sell him on
03:16 - 03:20£300K - What a price!
03:23 - 03:26have you ever seen anything so tinpot
03:31 - 03:36except maybe their bus tour