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Risitas Shares his Hololive Recruiting Methods
Risitas is asked by a friend "What is Hololive?", and this is where it all tumbled down to. Welcome to the Hololive Rabbit Hole, son!

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00:00 - 00:05So my friend asks me: Hey Risitas, what's Hololive?!
00:05 - 00:07So I start looking around in my Hard Drive.
00:07 - 00:10The fucking thing's riddled with countless Hololive lewds.
00:11 - 00:16Finally, Haachama recommends a picture to me.
00:17 - 00:21I showed him Gura's feet and that's all it took.
00:21 - 00:24Her feet.
00:29 - 00:31Her feet!
00:31 - 00:34Now he's never gonna fucking get out of this rabbit hole!
00:38 - 00:40He's STUCK!
00:41 - 00:47Now, he's subscribed to every single fucking Hololive channel!
00:47 - 00:50Fucking Yagoo should just hire me to bring him more fans!
00:50 - 00:56I'll just send them all feet pics!
00:58 - 00:59That's not all!
00:59 - 01:01HE'S LOOKING FOR PICS RIGHT NOW!
01:04 - 01:06I'm not shitting you! I'm not!
01:06 - 01:08It's all over for him!
01:13 - 01:14Her FEET!
01:14 - 01:16My god, if only life was THAT easy!
01:16 - 01:20Just throw off your shoes!
01:21 - 01:27NOW he wants to see them in EVERYTHING! You WISH you had it this easy!
01:35 - 01:36So now...Now he, like...
01:36 - 01:39Has a fucking Gura feet shrine in his ROOM!
01:41 - 01:44Well, okay, it's actually not THAT weird....
01:44 - 01:47I mean, I have a fuckin' Watame bikini statue in my room.
01:47 - 01:49No, seriously.
01:50 - 01:53Oh, you can see her feet too.
01:54 - 01:56Her feet.
01:56 - 01:58They need to copyright this.
01:58 - 02:02Seriously, I'd make buck just by randomly mentioning Hololive feet to everyone I know.
02:05 - 02:07Her feet...
02:10 - 02:11Oh, and...
02:11 - 02:13Her bikini.
02:15 - 02:17SERIOUSLY YAGOO, HIRE ME!
02:17 - 02:20I'll make you as rich as Donald Trump overnight using FEET!
02:21 - 02:28He's never getting out, NEVER! He's stuck down here with us forever! That's all it fuckin' took!
02:29 - 02:30That's it?...
02:30 - 02:32THAT'S IT!
02:36 - 02:39I guess I better find some more feet pics!
02:40 - 02:42If only, if only...
02:50 - 02:55Oh my god, one more thing...One more thing.
02:56 - 02:58What is it you wanna say?
02:58 - 03:04Well, ya know, I just *choke* wanna say that it's not all lewds with Hololive. They're also skilled idols, you know.
03:04 - 03:09If you can look up for more than than two seconds...Which even I struggle with.
03:09 - 03:11They're adorable and wholesome, ya know?
03:16 - 03:20...Until the shoes come off.
03:23 - 03:26Then it's all about them lewds!
03:31 - 03:36So yeah; Go sub to every Hololive channel now! You won't regret it!