| 00:00 - 00:03 | The full-time whistle has gone at Vicarage Road |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Watford have beaten Millwall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The top 2 finish is secured |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Xisco's boys continue to take the piss out of this division |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sarr and Pedro simply unplayable |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 2 games left |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Brentford and Hourihane's Swansea will stop them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Wetter |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's over |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Watford have been promoted |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've been on fire for months |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you believe in the Pozzo regime leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | AUTOMATIC PROMOTION |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | PROMOTED WITH GAMES TO SPARE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS HAPPENED |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IN FEBRUARY THE CLUB WAS IN CRISIS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE WORST SEASON IN MODERN HISTORY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE DAYS UNDER LEWINGTON WERE BETTER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | POZZO HIRED A MANAGER FROM GEORGIA WITH NO EXPERIENCE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DIDN'T KNOW THEY PLAYED FOOTBALL IN GEORGIA |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's one of the upcoming coaches in Europe |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE COACHED 11 FUCKING GAMES IN GEORGIA |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The louorns virgin on twitter made that up |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ENOUGH THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED JACKETT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AUTOMATICS AGAIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THAT SMUG FUCKER DUXBURY WON'T STOP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HOW DARE HE RUN A CLUB SENSIBLY DURING A PANDEMIC |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 0 SPENT ON TRANSFER FEES IN THE SUMMER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | RAIDING THE UDINESE BARGAIN BIN FOR PLAYERS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE ASSET STRIPPING SELLING ESTUPINAN AND SUAREZ WHO NONE OF US HAVE EVEN SEEN LIVE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NOT THROWING MONEY AT A NEW STRIKER IN JANUARY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SIGNING DAN FUCKING GOSLING AS A REPLACEMENT FOR ETIENNE CAPOUE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 23 CAPITAL WANT THEIR MONEY BACK |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THE CLUB STILL HASNT PUBLISHED THE FINANCIAL RESULTS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | WORSE POSITION THAN 2012 WE SAID |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | PREMIER LEAGUE AGAIN |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE RETURN TO THE RICHES OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE SAID THEY WERE FUCKING ASSET STRIPPING LAST SUMMER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | REFUSING TO SELL SARR FOR 45 MILLION |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PUTTING FAITH IN THIS SQUAD OF GIFTED FOOTBALLERS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE ALL WANTED RYAN MANNING |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's just upset his wife left him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What do we complain about now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Moving to a better stadium |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | More cup finals |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I miss the bottom half Championship finishes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Elton performing concerts at The Vic and auctioning his golden dildos for transfer money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The run down stadium with 3 stands |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | These are the best owners we've ever had |
