| 00:01 - 00:06 | Lynch: sir, what do you want to achieve in your future, and who do you want to be? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Police officer, or... a teacher? |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Then who would you want to be? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Zeyo: Please dont laugh at him |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Hassan: i want to be moderator of ultimate roleplay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lynch: **laughs** continue, sir. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Hassan: Believe me or not I have 6000 newbies and 1000 help req |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Marcus: lies bitch |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | Hassan: being a moderator is the biggest dream of my life, i even promised my mother that i will get it again |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Hassan: yeah, /ban /prison /g sit ez |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Lynch: **laughs his ass off** |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Lynch: Excuse me, I'm sorry, please continue, sir. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | Lynch: so you said that you wanted to be a mod? XD |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Lynch: **pissing himself** |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Hassan: bro what, its my dream to be a mod |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Lynch: sorry sorry for laughing |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Lynch: so you said that you have 6000 newbies and 1000 helper requests, yeah? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Lynch: but general admin marcus said that you have 700 help requests |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Zeyo: well hassan has a problem |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Lynch: aha |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Hassan: well to be honest |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | Hassan: 700 and 1000 |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | Hassan: is the same |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | Hassan: Bitch can you stop sniffing? |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Hassan: no but, 700 and 1000 is the same |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | Lynch: **fucking literally dying he finna drop on the floor** |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Hassan: Why are you laughing like a retard? |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | Hassan: Facts only bro? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Hassan: please stfu |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Hassan: omg |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Hassan: please tell this retard to stfu |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Hassan: keeps laughing like an autist |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Lynch: excuse me, I'm sorry |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Lynch: so you said that... |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | 700 and 1000 is the same? |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Lynch: I'm sorry are you retarded? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Lynch: wtf you want Brian? |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Lynch: speak! |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Brian: please get hassan out of this room **Lynch fucking dies in the background** |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | Brian: this hassan kid said that 700 and 1000 is the same, please get him back to the kindergarten |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | Hassan: bro im so sorry i didnt know |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Brian: you want to be mod?!?!!?! |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Hassan: yes bro i want my dream!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Brian: Lynch take this mic away from me its cringe |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Lynch: **dies from laughter** |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Brian: Lynch please stfu or get banned |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Hassan: pls ban Lynch plssssss |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Hassan: **continues to talk some shit** |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Furki: Thank you ladies and gentleman for being here |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | Our interview with Hassan was kinda bullshit |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | Hassan is only 13, its okay that he doesnt-.. |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | know that 700 and 1000 is a big difference |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | ** Microphone clicks off** |
