| 00:00 - 00:03 | WE BEGIN OUR DIVES HERE |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AROUND PROVO |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | WEST CAICOS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | MAYBE FRENCH CAY WEATHER PERMITTING |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | BUT OF COURSE THAT'S CAPTAIN'S DISCRESION |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'LL TALK TO THE CAPTAIN |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | WE GO WAY BACK |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MY FRIEND |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THEY... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | THEY WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A COVID TEST |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | FOR ENTRY TO THE ISLAND |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | CLEAR THE ROOM EXCEPT MEL, RASCHER, KENNY, AND JOHN |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAD MY REGULATORS SERVICED LAST WEEK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO DIVE WHEN WE CANT GET A COVID TEST |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AH JESUS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I CAN'T DIVE SCUBA RANCH ANYMORE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I SHOULD TAKE THAT NASAL SWAB |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND SHOVE IT UP A SHARKS ASS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | COVID TEST...FUCK... DAMMIT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY FREIND I HEAR 2-3 DAYS TURNAROUND |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | LIES, WE ONLY HAVE 72 HOURS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY FRIEND, WE CAN ORDER A TEST |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BUT WHAT IF YOUR POSITIVE, SHITHEAD |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ALL WASTED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IM TIRED OF BEING COUPED UP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT'S A GODDAM CONSPIRACY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS DAMN BUNKER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I BOUGHT A NEW BACKPLATE AND WING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND I'LL BE DAMMED IF THEY SHUT DOWN THE CHARTER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | LET ME IN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I GOT A NEW RASH GUARD THATS SO COOL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | AND SEXY TOO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I LOVE SCUBA DIVING AND BEING WEIGHTLESS AND FREE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ITS ALL I EVER WANTED |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | MOTHER FUCK... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IF I DON'T GET ONE TRIP IN THIS YEAR |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'LL CLIMB THE FENCE AT BALMORHEA AND HUMP A TURTLE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT NOOO, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCKING UP OUR PLANS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK WE HAVE TRAVEL INSURANCE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | CAN WE CALL AROUND... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | JUST SEE IF FLORIDA IS OPEN |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | POSSIBLY... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | TURKS IS OUT |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WHEN I GET BACK THERE I AM GOING TO DO A WARHAMMER MANEUVER SO BIG... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | IT WILL CLEAR THE DIVE DECK |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GOOGLE IT |
