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2020 Turks Shit Show
We see our scuba friends trying to make plans during the pandemic.

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00:00 - 00:03WE BEGIN OUR DIVES HERE
00:04 - 00:05AROUND PROVO
00:05 - 00:07WEST CAICOS
00:08 - 00:12MAYBE FRENCH CAY WEATHER PERMITTING
00:12 - 00:15BUT OF COURSE THAT'S CAPTAIN'S DISCRESION
00:17 - 00:19I'LL TALK TO THE CAPTAIN
00:19 - 00:21WE GO WAY BACK
00:24 - 00:26MY FRIEND
00:27 - 00:28THEY...
00:31 - 00:33THEY WANT EVERYONE TO TAKE A COVID TEST
00:34 - 00:36FOR ENTRY TO THE ISLAND
00:53 - 00:58CLEAR THE ROOM EXCEPT MEL, RASCHER, KENNY, AND JOHN
01:13 - 01:15THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS
01:15 - 01:17I HAD MY REGULATORS SERVICED LAST WEEK
01:18 - 01:23AND HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO DIVE WHEN WE CANT GET A COVID TEST
01:25 - 01:28AH JESUS
01:29 - 01:31I CAN'T DIVE SCUBA RANCH ANYMORE
01:31 - 01:34I SHOULD TAKE THAT NASAL SWAB
01:34 - 01:37AND SHOVE IT UP A SHARKS ASS
01:37 - 01:40COVID TEST...FUCK... DAMMIT
01:40 - 01:42MY FREIND I HEAR 2-3 DAYS TURNAROUND
01:42 - 01:46LIES, WE ONLY HAVE 72 HOURS
01:46 - 01:48MY FRIEND, WE CAN ORDER A TEST
01:48 - 01:52BUT WHAT IF YOUR POSITIVE, SHITHEAD
01:53 - 01:54IT'S ALL WASTED
01:56 - 01:57IM TIRED OF BEING COUPED UP
01:57 - 02:00IT'S A GODDAM CONSPIRACY
02:00 - 02:03I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS DAMN BUNKER
02:04 - 02:08I BOUGHT A NEW BACKPLATE AND WING
02:08 - 02:13AND I'LL BE DAMMED IF THEY SHUT DOWN THE CHARTER
02:14 - 02:16LET ME IN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS...
02:17 - 02:21I GOT A NEW RASH GUARD THATS SO COOL
02:27 - 02:29AND SEXY TOO
02:30 - 02:34I LOVE SCUBA DIVING AND BEING WEIGHTLESS AND FREE
02:34 - 02:36ITS ALL I EVER WANTED
02:41 - 02:42MOTHER FUCK...
02:43 - 02:47IF I DON'T GET ONE TRIP IN THIS YEAR
02:48 - 02:53I'LL CLIMB THE FENCE AT BALMORHEA AND HUMP A TURTLE
02:54 - 02:56THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO
02:56 - 02:59BUT NOOO, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING
03:00 - 03:02FUCKING UP OUR PLANS
03:04 - 03:07ITS OK WE HAVE TRAVEL INSURANCE
03:14 - 03:16CAN WE CALL AROUND...
03:19 - 03:23JUST SEE IF FLORIDA IS OPEN
03:25 - 03:26POSSIBLY...
03:31 - 03:33TURKS IS OUT
03:40 - 03:46WHEN I GET BACK THERE I AM GOING TO DO A WARHAMMER MANEUVER SO BIG...
03:46 - 03:49IT WILL CLEAR THE DIVE DECK
03:53 - 03:56GOOGLE IT