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If Wilson Lands in Chicago
We find the Green Bay HQ learning of Russell Wilson being traded to Chicago.

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00:00 - 00:03The 2020 Packers season was strong
00:04 - 00:05We expect to easily defeat
00:05 - 00:07both Minnesota and Detroit in 2021.
00:08 - 00:12We expect to make the Super Bowl next year in LA
00:12 - 00:15and we think we can win, Mr. Rodgers.
00:17 - 00:19It will be easier now
00:19 - 00:21that I'm the only good QB in the NFC North
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Rodgers
00:27 - 00:28The Bears...
00:31 - 00:33The Bears have traded for Russell Wilson.
00:34 - 00:36and tagged Allen Robinson.
00:53 - 00:58Any partial owners or staff who don't make draft or free agent decisions, get out.
01:13 - 01:15Russell Fucking Wilson!?
01:15 - 01:17In Chicago?? With THE BEARS??
01:18 - 01:23Wilson goes to our biggest rival and you think we can win??
01:25 - 01:28I just put together an MVP campaign!
01:29 - 01:31We were the #1 seed last year!
01:31 - 01:342020 was our year! Everyone knows it!
01:34 - 01:37And somehow you assholes let that go to waste
01:37 - 01:40and now we have to deal with Russell Fucking Wilson!
01:40 - 01:42We got rid of Pettine, it was his fau-
01:42 - 01:46That was a scapegoat and everybody KNOWS IT!
01:46 - 01:48What about Matt Nagy? He's clearly an idiot!
01:48 - 01:52He's never had a real QB to work with in Chicago!
01:53 - 01:54Who wins with Trubisky?
01:56 - 01:57Beating the Bears was trivial!
01:57 - 02:00Their defense could never make up for his awful play
02:00 - 02:03but now they'll come for me and my one good collarbone!
02:04 - 02:08Wilson is my god damn kryptonite
02:08 - 02:13I could never beat his ass in rainy Seattle.
02:14 - 02:16We can't expect our line to hold Mack and win the game!
02:17 - 02:21We wasted our last best chance to win in this division!
02:27 - 02:29This used to be easy.
02:30 - 02:34I beat the Bears all the time, practically by myself!
02:34 - 02:36We won in spite of having McCarthy!
02:41 - 02:42Now Chicago has a top defense,
02:43 - 02:47weapons on offense, and a top 5 QB to make a run!
02:48 - 02:53I turn 38 this year, you assholes know that right?
02:54 - 02:56Stafford just left the division
02:56 - 02:59and I don't fear Kirk Cousins, no one does!
03:00 - 03:02But RUSSELL FUCKING WILSON??
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, Kevin, maybe he forgot about that hold.
03:14 - 03:162020 was our last best shot.
03:19 - 03:23I can't keep pulling these MVP numbers out of thin air.
03:25 - 03:26Another wasted season.
03:31 - 03:33Fans will return just to be disappointed.
03:40 - 03:46If Kevin King hadn't yanked that undershirt so much, we could have beaten KC.
03:46 - 03:49Or if you had just let me try to win it instead...
03:53 - 03:56Where's Jordan Love?