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Brighton 1 Crystal Palace 2 - Post match analysis from Jose Loco

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00:00 - 00:05So in the build up to the game, Palace fans were worried
00:05 - 00:07They were asking 'where's the passion?'
00:07 - 00:10It really wasn't good
00:11 - 00:16And with Zaha out injured, Brighton were big favourites
00:17 - 00:21Palace weren't even going to score....
00:21 - 00:24....except they did!!
00:29 - 00:31First bloody attack
00:31 - 00:34J-P Hakuna Mateta
00:38 - 00:40One f*cking shot!
00:41 - 00:47And somehow Palace were winning away in a match they had 'no chance'
00:47 - 00:50He nutmegged TWO of the Brighton planks in one shot
00:50 - 00:56Palace in disarray. No Wilf. And still those morons can't stop Palace
00:58 - 00:59The useless twats
00:59 - 01:01and that Potterball
01:04 - 01:0675% possession
01:06 - 01:08Palace one touch in the box
01:13 - 01:141-0
01:14 - 01:16How is that possible?
01:16 - 01:20How are Brighton that shit?
01:21 - 01:27Frig me. I reckon Palace could have a minus XG and still beat these clowns
01:35 - 01:36I've not laughed so much
01:36 - 01:39since Ndah's overhead kick at Millwall
01:41 - 01:44But we have to be honest
01:44 - 01:47As shit as Brighton are
01:47 - 01:49They did come back into the game
01:50 - 01:53I'm trying not to laugh
01:54 - 01:56Sorry
01:56 - 01:58Brighton make it so hard not to laugh
01:58 - 02:0216 shots, 18 shots. They kept on attacking
02:05 - 02:07Still 1-1
02:10 - 02:11Somehow
02:11 - 02:13Even a point
02:15 - 02:17Would have been a robbery....
02:17 - 02:20...on a scale even Boris Johnson would be ashamed of
02:21 - 02:28You've got the whole of Palace Twitter thinking this is the end for Roy and Palace are on their way to relegation
02:29 - 02:30Brighton fans?
02:30 - 02:32They're absolutely loving it
02:36 - 02:39It's going to be a great comeback victory
02:40 - 02:42They're getting ready to party in Sussex
02:50 - 02:55But with the clock ticking down, Palace are thinking maybe we can get a draw
02:56 - 02:58They'd be happy with a point?
02:58 - 03:04Is the Pope Catholic? Anyway, we get to the 95th minute
03:04 - 03:097 Brighton players in the box and just Benteke for Palace
03:09 - 03:11You wanna hear what happens next?
03:16 - 03:20Townsend turns into peak Zidane
03:23 - 03:26Tees it up for the big man
03:31 - 03:36And Benteke fecking wins it with the last bloody kick