| 00:00 - 00:05 | So in the build up to the game, Palace fans were worried |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They were asking 'where's the passion?' |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It really wasn't good |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And with Zaha out injured, Brighton were big favourites |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Palace weren't even going to score.... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | ....except they did!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | First bloody attack |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | J-P Hakuna Mateta |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | One f*cking shot! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And somehow Palace were winning away in a match they had 'no chance' |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He nutmegged TWO of the Brighton planks in one shot |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Palace in disarray. No Wilf. And still those morons can't stop Palace |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The useless twats |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and that Potterball |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 75% possession |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Palace one touch in the box |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 1-0 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | How is that possible? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | How are Brighton that shit? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Frig me. I reckon Palace could have a minus XG and still beat these clowns |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I've not laughed so much |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | since Ndah's overhead kick at Millwall |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But we have to be honest |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | As shit as Brighton are |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | They did come back into the game |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I'm trying not to laugh |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Sorry |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Brighton make it so hard not to laugh |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | 16 shots, 18 shots. They kept on attacking |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Still 1-1 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Somehow |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Even a point |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Would have been a robbery.... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ...on a scale even Boris Johnson would be ashamed of |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | You've got the whole of Palace Twitter thinking this is the end for Roy and Palace are on their way to relegation |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Brighton fans? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They're absolutely loving it |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | It's going to be a great comeback victory |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They're getting ready to party in Sussex |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But with the clock ticking down, Palace are thinking maybe we can get a draw |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | They'd be happy with a point? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Is the Pope Catholic? Anyway, we get to the 95th minute |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | 7 Brighton players in the box and just Benteke for Palace |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | You wanna hear what happens next? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Townsend turns into peak Zidane |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Tees it up for the big man |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And Benteke fecking wins it with the last bloody kick |
