| 00:00 - 00:03 | This weekend is the boys fortnitely fishing trip |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're renting a fishing boat |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have a slab of VB's and smokes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've brought a portable tv so we can watch river monsters |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we don't have any bait |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll get Steiner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to buy bait on the way home |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner can't make it he's spending the weekend with his misus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's had to pull out from the trip |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone going on the boys fishing trip stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Steiner's dogged the boys |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare he dog the boys? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this what this is coming to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The squad has been lying to me even the real ones |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The generals are no more than a bunch of disloyal simps |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Always dogging the boys |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's like they want to spend time with the nagging wife |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer I can't let you insult the boys like this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're simps! More interested in coochie then fishing |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer just invite Steiner and his girl on the trip |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bring a woman on a fishing trip? Worst idea I've ever heard |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one has any time for the boys |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourself an angler because you watched fishing tutorials |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | where you only learnt to fish at bitch lake |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For years I've had my plans canceled of postponed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All you ever did is thwart me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Worst is my own nagging wife |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Always putting obstacles between me and the boys |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should cheated on my nagging wife like Stalin did |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never watched a fishing tutorial |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I caught a ten pound bass all by myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Simps |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've been dogged since the start |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Such an enormous dogging of the boys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm never inviting these simps on a fishing trip again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Never going on a pub craw with them again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they won't even be invited |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to a cheeky sesh |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | With the fishing trip canceled you'll have more time to ask for child support |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my plans have been ignored |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm constantly being dogged |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How can I fish under these circumstances |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The fishing trip's cancelled |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'll ever take the nagging wife on a fishing trip |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd sooner blow my brains out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do what you want |
