Hitlerhates r/WallStreetBets and #GME
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Our old friend Adolf flips out on r/wallstreetbets hating on stonks
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our r/WallStreetBets cock-block is in play |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Meme stocks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ilke Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | even stupid crap like NOK and NAKD |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we've choked them all off successfully. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With all this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume the stonks are tanking |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Cohen |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stonks |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stonks are holding strong despite our efforts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Stonk holders are HODLING |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not from Citron, Melvin, Soros or the Illumati, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Piece of SHIT Reddit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Reddit up to it AGAIN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The r/WallStreetBets retards chanting YOLO all day |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | From their couches, chanting HODL |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're supposed to sell |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Sell!! Don't HODL you potheds |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We removed the BUY button |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for a whole fucking day |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Even their wives boyfriends are buying stonks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We're bleeding here, like fucking pesants |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, even AOC is chiming in |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about AOC, they're supposed to be in our pockets |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All those bribes |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Slime-ball politiciams |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Go on Twitter like little snowflakes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | whipping the people into a frenzy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then CNBC mentions r/WallStreetBets non stop |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | r/WallStreetBets that's where you go to get the latest stonks and make money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Go there, and learn their memes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the lingo, the emojis, the boyfriend jokes, its not even funny! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are the hedge funds! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are the ones who manipulate markets! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We rigged the system! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Listen Boomers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get the remaining Trumptards on the phone right fucking now! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They need to shut Robin Hood and all those fucks down. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need to arm the bots. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wipe r/WallStreetBets off the face of the earth. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Post anti-semetic and CP shit all day! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. HODL your stonks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Billions gone! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The people are counting their tendies laughing at us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Capitulate? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cover our positions. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Citron they can take their reports and shove them up their stupid fucking asses |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | From now on fellows |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... I'm all-in on Doge |