00:00 - 00:05 | So Lennon's at his door "Hey Peter, come see this quick, come on |
00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry up, Barrhead Travel's got a cancellation! |
00:07 - 00:10 | Look, A trip to Dubai....for only £250k |
00:11 - 00:16 | It's got a pool, jacuzzi and a sport's bar, the works.'Where's ma cheque book?' says Peter |
00:17 - 00:21 | The silly cunts forgot about Covid! |
00:21 - 00:24 | AND.... they want to go to Dubai! |
00:29 - 00:31 | AND....they WENT to Dubai! |
00:31 - 00:34 | AND....they took Christopher Jullien who's on fucking crutches! |
00:38 - 00:40 | .... |
00:41 - 00:47 | Jullien couldn't remember which seat he was to sit on so he just planks his arse wherever he fancies |
00:47 - 00:50 | He even sat beside the management team and |
00:50 - 00:56 | got Kennedy to hold his crutches for him. |
00:58 - 00:59 | Jullien had Covid! |
00:59 - 01:01 | so half the first team had to self isolate |
01:04 - 01:06 | along with the management team, bar Strachan |
01:06 - 01:08 | they had to spend 10 days in the house |
01:13 - 01:14 | and |
01:14 - 01:16 | they had to play Hibs and Livi and... |
01:16 - 01:20 | to cap it all they were still allowed to play Duffy! |
01:21 - 01:27 | Fucking Duffy! The cunt is a complete and utter donkey!! |
01:35 - 01:36 | So, after dropping points to Hibs |
01:36 - 01:39 | Lennon is filmed having a mental breakdown on TV |
01:41 - 01:44 | He says 'None of my players have Covid, which is remarkable |
01:44 - 01:47 | We've picked up one infection out of a group of 60 which shows |
01:47 - 01:49 | protocols are in place and working' |
01:50 - 01:53 | He then gets handed a bit of paper.... |
01:54 - 01:56 | telling him.... |
01:56 - 01:58 | another player has tested positive! |
01:58 - 02:02 | Then he has a go at Sky pundit Andy Walker for questioning his professionalism! |
02:05 - 02:07 | Andy... |
02:10 - 02:11 | fucking... |
02:11 - 02:13 | Walker! |
02:15 - 02:17 | and then some bint on a train. |
02:17 - 02:20 | He truly lost the fucking plot. |
02:21 - 02:28 | He said Nicola Sturgeon's new distancing rules would result in the need for 20 buses, and not their usual 3. |
02:29 - 02:30 | 20 buses? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yep, 20 buses instead of 3. |
02:36 - 02:39 | The cunt's off his fucking head! |
02:40 - 02:42 | So, they have their full team back and play Livingston.... |
02:50 - 02:55 | Livingston rest 7 first team players.... |
02:56 - 02:58 | Did a full strength Celtic win? |
02:58 - 03:04 | They go behind but get themselves back in front before halftime |
03:04 - 03:09 | but Livingston score a 2nd and its all square |
03:09 - 03:11 | So Lennon's sticks on Scott Brown! |
03:16 - 03:20 | And he gets himself sent off!! |
03:23 - 03:26 | All this in their 10 In A Row season!!! |
03:31 - 03:36 | Poor Kevin from Bishopbriggs has already made the T-shirts and flags! |