NSPCA reacts to Al Mawashi 2021 shipment
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NSPCA reacts to Al Mawashi 2021 shipment.  A parody and skit for fun!
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to this intelligence briefing. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have studied Al Mawashi's media statement. | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Berlin Castledale feedlot will soon become | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a quarantine site for thousands of sheep. | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plans are under way for a shipment of sheep north of the equator. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | From the Eastern Cape? Impossible! | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We interdicted them from transporting sheep. | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unholy one ... | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We lost five cases, with costs. | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Donors are becoming increasinlgy worried. | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Shock fundraising tactics are failing us too. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All inspectors leave the room. Farm animal protection unit stays. | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the name of holy Donkey Kong? | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why can't we just ban live exports? | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Farmers and exporters are like my haemorrhoids (aambeie)! | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Persistent and difficult to get rid off. | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Weve played every dirty trick. | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fake footage. Lies. Orf outbreak allegations. | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did animals rightists not commission a website | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to mislead the public and the media? | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SA internet authorities shut the site down! | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Vegan allies? Amateurs! They getting sloppy. | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, with meat free Mondays! | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and plant protien burgers too! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Meat grown in labs ... cage free eggs! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My ego is shattered. We are the laughing stock of | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | smaller SA animal shelters, PETA and Animals Australia. | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Our image is f*cked! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We never should have taken on live exports! | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Farmers stopped their generous donations. | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They influencing the South African public too. | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Public outrage we hoped to manufacture has backfired on us! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are getting nailed on Facebook. | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We should have never f*cked with the farmers! | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Look what they did to AfriForum in Stutterheim. | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Minister Thoko blessed the live exports | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a few weeks ago in parliament. | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was even wrapped on the knuckles | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | by Agri Eastern Cape! | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the Livestock Welfare Coordinating Committee | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | has turned against me. | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Let's jump ship to Animal Anti-Cruelty League | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why is no-one wearing their masks? | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I felt feverish this morning. | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Lost my sense of taste too. | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do we have ivermectin shots? | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should leave the farmers and live exporters alone. | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The live exports is costing us and branches too much. | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We should rather resort to cake sales for fundraising. | 
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