00:00 - 00:05Someone said let's go! Let's go storm the capitol!
00:05 - 00:07Come on, let's go. Let's defend our country.
00:07 - 00:10But isn't that sedition? Treason?
00:11 - 00:16Sure it is, but they can't stop all of us. Can't arrest all of us. Come on pussy let's go!
00:17 - 00:21Then they filmed themselves doing it.
00:21 - 00:24Live streamed it.
00:29 - 00:31Live streamed it.
00:31 - 00:34On Parler and Youtube and Twitter.
00:38 - 00:40Live streamed.
00:41 - 00:47Filming each other as they scream death threats, kick through windows and squeeze their way in.
00:47 - 00:50Carrying confederate flags Waving them around
00:50 - 00:56Waving them them around, chanting USA...
00:58 - 00:59The guys at the F.B.I
00:59 - 01:01They couldn't believe their luck!
01:04 - 01:06How we gonna catch these guys?
01:06 - 01:08Check their usernames?
01:13 - 01:14It gets better
01:14 - 01:16On Parler, to get an account
01:16 - 01:20You have to upload a real I.D!
01:21 - 01:27How on earth are you ever gonna catch these schmucks? When your only leads...
01:35 - 01:36...your only leads...
01:36 - 01:39are all these photos and videos they uploaded themselves.
01:41 - 01:44But lets be serious for a second.
01:44 - 01:47It was a dangerous situation.
01:47 - 01:49A police officer died.
01:50 - 01:53He was a Trump supporter.
01:54 - 01:56For real.
01:56 - 01:58He was on their side.
01:58 - 02:02And they yeeted him the fuck out of there
02:05 - 02:07For real
02:10 - 02:11Imagine...
02:11 - 02:13The look on his face
02:15 - 02:17"Wait guys! I'm one of you!!"
02:17 - 02:20"Don't kill me! I'm on your side"
02:21 - 02:28While they beat him to death on the steps on the capitol with a flag pole.
02:29 - 02:30One of their own?
02:30 - 02:32One of their own, yeah.
02:36 - 02:39And now they're facing a murder rap.
02:40 - 02:42For killing their own guy.
02:50 - 02:55These fruit loops aren't your ordinary breed of idiot.
02:56 - 02:58So what happens now?
02:58 - 03:04Well Biden is still gonna be president, and McConnell is pissed at Trump.
03:04 - 03:09There's a good chance the GOP will impeach Trump after all.
03:09 - 03:11Aye, it's a fucking mess.
03:16 - 03:20He only had a few days left.
03:23 - 03:26And now he's gonna get impeached.
03:31 - 03:36What a stupid schmuck. He's proper fucked now.