| 00:00 - 00:05 | Someone said let's go! Let's go storm the capitol! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on, let's go. Let's defend our country. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But isn't that sedition? Treason? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Sure it is, but they can't stop all of us. Can't arrest all of us. Come on pussy let's go! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then they filmed themselves doing it. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Live streamed it. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Live streamed it. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | On Parler and Youtube and Twitter. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Live streamed. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Filming each other as they scream death threats, kick through windows and squeeze their way in. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Carrying confederate flags Waving them around |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Waving them them around, chanting USA... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The guys at the F.B.I |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They couldn't believe their luck! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | How we gonna catch these guys? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Check their usernames? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It gets better |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | On Parler, to get an account |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | You have to upload a real I.D! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | How on earth are you ever gonna catch these schmucks? When your only leads... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | ...your only leads... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | are all these photos and videos they uploaded themselves. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But lets be serious for a second. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It was a dangerous situation. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | A police officer died. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He was a Trump supporter. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | For real. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He was on their side. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And they yeeted him the fuck out of there |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | For real |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Imagine... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The look on his face |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "Wait guys! I'm one of you!!" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "Don't kill me! I'm on your side" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | While they beat him to death on the steps on the capitol with a flag pole. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | One of their own? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | One of their own, yeah. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And now they're facing a murder rap. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | For killing their own guy. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | These fruit loops aren't your ordinary breed of idiot. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happens now? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well Biden is still gonna be president, and McConnell is pissed at Trump. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | There's a good chance the GOP will impeach Trump after all. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Aye, it's a fucking mess. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He only had a few days left. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And now he's gonna get impeached. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | What a stupid schmuck. He's proper fucked now. |
